the dissolving tickle monster
rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be contained using a concoction of dirt, grass, and █████████. the containment area must be coated in human blood. (preferably the blood of class-D personnel) every day a ritual must be performed. a class-D must be sacrificed by multiple stabbings in designated areas. the blood then must be spread on the containment area of SCP-XXXX.
Description: this creature is somewhat related to SCP-999, but it is much denser than SCP-999, having the density of a kneaded eraser. tests have been run to see what materiel SCP-XXXX is made out of. all tests have failed. due to the power, this SCP has. its material can turn anything it touches to dust. except for its containment area. in which it cannot dissolve the concoction of dirt, grass, and █████████ that is coated in blood. it has the same amount of excitement as SCP-999, so when it sees a human being it is filled with joy as it bounds over to the human and hugs it with glee. but the human will be sucked into SCP-XXXX and suffocate. holes will appear all over SCP-XXXX and only dust will be blown out of the holes. SCP-XXXX will feel terribly depressed and saddened. but approximately 1 hour after the human's death, SCP-XXXX will become extremely hyper. much like a sugar rush. without the human flesh and blood, SCP-XXXX will starve and die.

Addendum: SCP-XXXX was discovered by Nathan Hans when his kneaded eraser started destroying everything in his room by accident. Nathen ran upstairs but SCP-XXXX was following him. he quickly grabbed a knife which cut his thumb. he held it out at SCP-XXXX but SCP-XXXX dissolved it. Nathan ran outside, terrified. he threw some mud he scooped off of the ground at SCP-XXXX. the mixture of dirt, grass,█████████, and blood. held SCP-XXXX down for an hour. enough time to contain it.

Interviewed:Nathen
Interviewer:Dr.███████

Foreword: the interview is about how SCP-XXXX was created
<Begin Log, [12:35]>

Dr.███████: how did you find SCP-XXXX?

Nathen: I didn’t find him.
Dr.███████: what do you mean?

Nathen: i made him.
Dr.███████: how?

Nathen: in science class..
Dr.███████: I repeat, how?

Nathen: I mixed together some random chemicals. then I placed a kneaded eraser inside. it made everyone laugh. I trout it home, proud. but a few minutes later, it went berserk! out of control! so please don’t hurt me… please… please… please!

<End Log, [12:38]>

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX was contained safely, never attempting to escape, but wanting to be let out and make friends.