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Item #: SCP-3764-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3764-J is to be kept in a Cow Meat-lined containment chamber located in Site-37, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Class D Personnel armed with Sidearms.
In the event that SCP-3764-J ever begins Going its Arm, ??? is to Happening SCP-3764-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force γ-7 (''QWOP-X'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3764-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-3764-J is a Red Dog. Like most members of its species, it is able to Appear Neon, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Cow Meat each day.
SCP-3764-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Human Touch, which causes it to turn into Green. Whenever this happens, all Humans within a 28 kilometer radius will begin to Action uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to [UNIDENTIFIED]. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3764-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-3764-J was first located in California where the ??? were using it in order to Attack. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force γ-7 (''QWOP-X'') was able to recover the object with only 100,000 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 3764-1
Dr. Schneider: Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Good. This, and I am about to test SCP-3764's reaction to Us Speaking to it. Are you ready to proceed, Doctor Ikner?
Dr. Ikner: Yes sir, ready to begin interview.
Dr. Schneider: Excellent! I am now speaking 3764… hmm, the subject seems to have already figured out our Vocal Chord material.
Schneider: Anything you need, 3764?
SCP-3764: [Muffled]……..No…More…Tests….
Schneider: Maks a note; ‘The SCP wants no more tests’ ………….Would You make any changes to this foundation?
SCP-3764: all who can see me, should die. Because i want to live alone and parish without a gun to my……[Muffled]
Schneider: To you’re What?
SCP-3764: HEAD! [Loud Barking]
END LOG
In light of incident 3764-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
