The Bad Ending
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🗿aunt_nicolette 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:23:17 #15462715


TIME FOR A DISCUSSION POST

Okay, time for another of auntie's famous discussion threads, and this one's a doozie!

I want your best SHTF scenarios, but not just any of them. I want only your weirdest, wackiest, most implausible scenarios possible. This is really for the absolute crud of the crop. I'm talking about exploding cows, flying spaghetti monsters, giant donut rain, you name it.

Now obviously this isn't an excuse to completely throw quality to the wind, but it is a time for your more ridiculous and silly side to shine.

So go forth! Make us laugh, cry, and possibly cringe at your lolrandomness. Tell us how the world will end…

henzoidcow 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:23:49 #15462716


Nice use of the word doozie, boomer.

🗿aunt_nicolette 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:23:57 #15462717


I will ban you.

eastron 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:24:14 #15462718


Yeah, I've got one.

eastron 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:29:02 #15462719


It's the middle of the night. You're in a rustic cabin in the middle of the woods, so far removed from civilization that the only sounds you hear on a daily basis are from the babble of the nearby brook, the sounds of a family of deer running quickly past, and the occasional howl of a lonely wolf. Tonight, you lie still and listen to the chirp of a thousand crickets. All is calm. All is still.

Suddenly, you realize something. Something very peculiar. You realize you don't remember how you got there. Not that you don't remember how you got to the cabin, or how you got to this room, but that you don't remember your childhood. Slowly, you begin trying to piece together your past, but are met with nothing. A blank slate. You are terrified. You frantically grab your head and…

Pop. A helmet comes off, and you wake up in a metal box. You push against the side, and a door opens revealing that you are actually inside a giant facility. A facility full of other people just like you. But why, you may be asking. Why are the humans stuck in these boxes, pretending to live out their lives? Well, it's actually quite simple. We created these boxes for ourselves. We created these false lives to live. This isn't a dream, or a nightmare, or the apocalypse.

This is Virtual Reality.

50m3guy 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:29:37 #15462720


Whoa, that's deep.

henzoidcow 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:29:37 #15462721


Fuckin… no it's not! This is just "The Matrix" but with a "phones bad, real life good" twist.

🗿aunt_nicolette 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:30:03 #15462722


I try, on principal, not to agree with cow on anything, but…

well… yeah.

bad_ass_gary 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:32:18 #15462723


That's some pussy shit. You want good apocalypse? This is good apocalypse.

Zombies are everywhere. Me and a group of other brave men and women huddle together and shoot for our lives. Blood and guts spew as I rain bullets like hellfire. In the end, it's just me and two other women left alive. We must repopulate the earth. I tear-
Deleted the rest of the post. Seriously gross stuff. Fucking hell. -nicolette

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

trianglehouse 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:33:12 #15462724


Hot.

henzoidcow 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:33:46 #15462725


Yikes and Yikes.

🗿aunt_nicolette 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:34:08 #15462726


Hey, you're the one who wanted to revive chat. Why don't you grace us with your wisdom?

henzoidcow 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:34:42 #15462727


Fine, but it's 2 AM my time so I'm not promising it's going to be good.

henzoidcow 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:36:22 #15462728


How the world will end, definitely, for sure, starring me: henzoidcow, and you: the reader.

Now, I'm going to be frank here. This doesn't make a lot of sense. One day, out of nowhere, a dude disappeared. Not a ton of people notice, and whatever. Police look for the guy, nobody can find him, whatever. Life goes on.

Two weeks later, another person disappears. Same old same old, and no success. The third time it happens is when the news gets their hands on it. Everybody's a little freaked out, but not much comes of it.

Then the president disappears. NOW there's panic. Suddenly, more disappearances happen. Each day, 5 or 6 people go missing, and nobody can find them. Then, it starts happening more. Across the world, people are disappearing. 70 one day, 80 the next, 110 the day after that. It's madness. Family members leave their jobs, fly to see each other and spend what could be the last moments of their lives together. Every day on the news, numbers increase. It's been a month since the first disappearance, and already rates are skyrocketing. It hits 10,000. Panic ensues. You keep your loved ones close. Your boyfriend disappears, then your mom. You are distraught. Any second, you could be snatched out of existence, brought to whatever unholy thing has been stealing all these people. As you lose your dad, your brother, your friends, you sob, all alone. You want to be taken. You can't be alone any more.

And then one day, while you're sobbing in the bathroom, not watching TV or checking social media, ignoring the numbers, it happens. You feel yourself ripped from your very existence and into another. It is dark, and smelly, and you are afraid. The walls feel metallic and crinkly. Suddenly, a hand grabs hold of your leg and lifts your body out of the container. As you approach the light, you can see what's grabbing you.

A giant monster with an enormous, filthy beard, pulls you out of a bag labelled "Popitos". As it pulls you towards its gaping jaw, you are met with a blast from its mouth. An ungodly wind with the stench of salsa and mountain dew enters your nostrils, and you gag with the force of a thousand mighty warriors. Right before you are sucked into its salivating chasm, entrapped and crushed by its teeth, the size of buildings and neither brushed nor flossed, you turn and look in the direction of the monster's face. It is turned towards a television.

The last thing you see before you die is a screen with the words "You died. Score:0. Respawn?"

🗿aunt_nicolette 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:37:58 #15462729


I hate you

henzoidcow 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:38:12 #15462730


<3

trianglehome 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:38:14 #15462731


lmaooooooooo

gamers rise up

henzoidcow 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:38:25 #15462732


This guy gets it.

a_specific_night 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:46:20 #15462733


You're doing research at a facility in San Francisco. A few days ago, you detected a strange abnormality in the radiation levels of the sun, and have been investigating ever since. You look at a sun spot on the uppermost side and gasp. It turns a deep scarlet and begins wobbling, as if it were an alien tendril striking the ground. Suddenly, the odd coloration begins to spread across the surface. Soon, the entire sun is a bright red haze. Your eyes burn from looking at it. You exit the observation chamber and walk into the main room of the lab. You tell yourself you just need a coffee. As you walk past the entrance, you glance into the courtyard, and stop dead in your tracks.

Your co-worker, another researcher in the lab, has just exited from sitting under a tree and is now walking towards your building. As soon as he leaves the shade of the tree, he falls over, and begins shaking. Suddenly, his skin begins melting off, sizzling under the heat of the red sun as it morphs into an amalgamation of terror. You run into the break room. Two other scientists are there. You tell them what you have seen. They laugh at you. One remarks that if the sun is so deadly, what's to stop him from opening the window. He opens the window in the break room and sticks his head out, still laughing. His laughter turns to gargling as his face becomes unrecognizable. You and the others scream. The researcher, or whatever he is now, by the window, grabs the other person and shoves them into the light as well. They begin transforming, melting into each other and becoming one horrifying mess. The mess turns and looks at you. You turn and run.

Faster and faster, down any hallway you can find, you escape what unknown horrors are following you. Whatever has happened, it cannot be stopped. You reach an exit door into a parking lot. As you turn, and look behind you, you can hear the monster moving, shifting across the floor. With nowhere to go, you grab an umbrella from the holder near the door, open it hastily, and run outside.

The first thing you feel is the heat. As you open the doors, you are blasted by 110 degrees of full summer. It is February. You spin, looking in every direction. All around you, people are melting, turning into the same disgusting monsters your very own co-workers have already become. Frantically, you look for somewhere safe to hide. Across the street, you spot two monsters enter a barbershop, as the customers on the inside scream and cower. A car swerves to avoid a flesh beast and nearly hits you. You motion for the driver to let you in. She does.

All around, chaos ensues. Flesh becomes one, and humanity loses itself. No one is safe from the wrath of the burning heat. Just as you begin to converse with the driver, you notice a large clump headed in your direction. It is huge, at least five or six people large, and instead of walking, it lumbers towards you in a rolling heap of mass. You yell at the driver to start her car. She tries, but the engine is busted from her crash. The monster approaches you, and you pray for forgiveness. The world has finally come to an end.

wobblyfirebird 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:50:09 #15462734


Hey, I only just got here, but uhhh that was really fucking good.

trianglehome 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:50:19 #15462735


Holy crap.

gg

🗿aunt_nicolette 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:51:24 #15462736


Wow, I'm impressed. This is a really well written piece, with a lot of emotion and drive behind it. Plus it sets up an interesting universe with a cool premise and…

I want to see more of this, is the point.

henzoidcow 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:53:04 #15462737


Alright calm down everyone. Yes, it's good, but come on.

It's not like any of this shit is real.