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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Mooclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
Addendum 01:
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Rouslin: Hello, my name is Doc-
SCP-XXXX: Silence Mortal! Look at me! Look at me and be amazed!
Dr. Rouslin: I'm just here to ask-
SCP-XXXX: Do you not see something peculiar! Look, fool! I am a talking cow!
Dr. Rouslin: Yes, I can see that. Now if I could just-
SCP-XXXX: Cows cannot talk in this universe, human! Be astonished! Be in awe!
Dr. Rouslin: I'm… I'm astonished. Now-
SCP-XXXX: But, there is another thing that you have not yet noticed that makes me a one of a kind!
Dr. Rouslin: …
SCP-XXXX: …
Dr. Rouslin: Is it the fact that you're made of cr-
SCP-XXXX: Shut up, ignorant one! It is that I am made of solid, shimmering, beautiful crystal! How exquisite!
Dr. Rouslin: Very exquisite. Now, I just need to-
SCP-XXXX: But there is one more thing you have yet to comprehend, child of flesh and bones!
Dr. Rouslin: And what would that-
SCP-XXXX: Behold!
SCP-XXXX grimaces for six seconds. A plastic container of 2% milk materializes in front of Dr. Rouslin.
SCP-XXXX: Drink up, small one! We have much work ahead of us!
Dr. Rouslin: Wait, how did you do that?
SCP-XXXX: Finally, I have gotten through to you, ye man of the Henry variety!
Dr. Rouslin: What else can you do with your abilities?
SCP-XXXX: You couldn't even begin to fathom my capabilities, child of parents!
Dr. Rouslin: How often have you been able to-
SCP-XXXX: My powers are great and powerful, in a very power-heavy way! I can do many things. Behold!
SCP-XXXX grimaces for nineteen seconds. A cardboard box filled with vanilla ice-cream materializes in front of Dr. Rouslin.
Dr. Rouslin: Is your power limited to just dair-
SCP-XXXX: Shhhhhhhhhhhh…
Dr. Rouslin: I just want to-
SCP-XXXX: SHHHHHHHHHH
Dr. Rouslin: …
SCP-XXXX: …
Dr. Rouslin: …
SCP-XXXX: …
Dr. Rouslin: Can-
SCP-XXXX: BEHOLD!!!
SCP-XXXX grimaces for four full minutes. A large crash is heard, followed by a number of offset car alarms. Dr. Rouslin rushes outside to find that a Belaz 75710 Monster Truck, the interior of which is filled to the brim with cream cheese, has appeared in midair and fallen onto his and several of his coworkers' cars.
