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A Magazine Recovered From SCP-XXXX On March 17th, 2011

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The townhouse holding SCP-XXXX should be habitated and monitored by two members of staff, rotated out every three months. At least one member of staff must be present within the house at all times.

SCP-XXXX should be checked three times a day, at 8:00, 12:00, and 17:00. On Sundays, SCP-XXXX will only need to be checked at 17:00. Any packages recovered must be photographed in full, including the front and back of the envelope, as well as the contents.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a spacial anomaly located in the third floor bathroom of the former residence of Lawrence ███████ and Dr. Laura ███████. The anomaly manifests as the regular occurrence of mail, advertisements, and magazines, all addressed to Edwin Bonnafret 108 Collofreist Lane, Lee MA, 01240. Records show neither the individual, nor the address in question to exist.

Recovered envelopes often detail ordinary bills for electricity, plumbing, and rent, with the occasional envelope containing letters from what seem to be loved ones of Edwin Bonnafret. These letters are largely personal, referencing unknown inside jokes and events, as well as amicable or romantic feelings between Edwin Bonnafret and the author of the letter. Annually, a letter from Genene Bonnafret is delivered, accompanied by a card wishing Edwin Bonnafret a happy birthday, and containing a cash total of 100 USD.

Recovered magazines vary in both frequency and content, but often detail tips for individual self-improvement, scandals involving unknown celebrities, and advertisements for products that have no apparent basis on reality. Consistently, individuals depicted visually have three eyes, the additional one being directly in the center of the forehead.

Addendum:

• A bunch of magazines, menus, ads, fliers, newspapers etc… delivered to the SCP. The eventual realization by the reader is that there used to be 2-eyed humans, but the 3-eyed ones committed genocide and then tried to cover it up.
  • Sidebar about discovery of biclops
  • Magazine about finding recent human skulls with 2 eye sockets
  • Newspaper about possible ties with illegal manufacturing of memory-affecting drugs and the government
  • Letter to Edwin saying everything is fucked and they need to talk

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