Welcome to my list of ideas!!! If at any point you see something here you like, please let me know before using it, as I might already be writing something about that very idea.

  • A library in a pocket dimension accessible through a door. The library, now burned down, only has part of one book that survived, it's a self help book about how to have super powers like high jump and water breathing. There are rooms presumably used by the people or creatures who tended to the library.
  • A city that the foundation has discovered memetically makes people think it has a certain origin but it really just appeared there one day.
  • An scp created by an unknown person or group that's designed to expose the SCP foundation for their unethical use of human test subjects and all the reality breaking secrets they keep from the public
  • The 6 man-horses of sensation
  • "The Holy Grail" an scp that makes people NEED to find it, and that would be the explanation for the holy grail in history
  • A phenomenon in which 3 seemingly random people get kidnapped by a shadow like entity and thrown into a "saw-like" scenario, and have to escape using their combined skills and knowledge. They always each have one unqique trait that helps them with a specific challenge.
  • A fairy-tail book with a sentient, animated main character who speaks by adding dialogue and plot to each new page, and it affects everything around it by making it "fantastical" (in a style similar to the contents of the book itself)
  • A floating cloud island with cloud farmers who have animals that make metals as produce
  • Where do my hands go when I die?
  • A word that, despite obviously rhyming with a lot of other words, just objectively doesn't.
  • Gummy bears that come to life and try to flee when interacting with Amylase
  • "A Little Bitch"
    • A keter entity whose power is gained from its ego, so they have to constantly be berating it with insults to keep it at bay.
  • A crystalline, reality bending cow
  • A crystal that halts all time from passing in its general vicinity. The interesting part is when it is tested in the same room as a time-altering machine built from replica parts of scp-119. They accidentally use it when the scientists are in the room, and end up spending almost 10 thousand years together.
  • An scp that is neutralized because it used to be a reality bender capable of causing an XK-Class scenario, but Researcher Huxley utilizes a classified method to keep its powers at bay. There is a link to an offset that is only accessable by Researcher Huxley, and it is about a thaumiel torture device to break down and destroy the very essence of the scp's existence, so that he can abuse and obtain its ontokinetic powers.
  • A disease (or something of the sort) that makes affected people unable to communicate, even with others that are also affected. They can speak, write, etc… but any communication influenced by them is impossible to understand by outside viewers.
    • Have interview logs and drawings that are nonsensical
    • Have an offset link where everything normal becomes gibberish and everything gibberish becomes normal.
    • It is thaumiel because it was used to stop the spread of a keter class entity that was spreading a dangerous infohazard
  • An AI that makes objects and people based on an average of the things put inside it.
    • They use it to make D classes
  • Sheepsquid - Squid with wool that makes milk instead of ink (idea partially by WerylliumWeryllium
    • Just wants love and affection
    • Because of confined area, wool is growing wrong and it is uncomfortable
  • A glowing blue door that gets mail underneath it from another dimension
    • Overdue bills
    • Ads for things like
      • A human meat resteraunt
      • Magazines with weird creatures posing on them
      • Other stuff
  • A "The Office" recreation with amorphous entities representing each character.
    • Threat Level: Midnight
    • Example scene: SCP-DUND-1 walks up to SCP-DUND-2's desk. The entities converse for a total of forty seconds before SCP-DUND-3 intervenes. It walks back to its desk, at which point it discovers that its computer has been inexplicably replaced with a time vortex. SCP-DUND-2 jiggles and produces a sharp noise while SCP-DUND-1 glances at the camera, shrugging.
  • Time Milk
  • An uninvited guest at a party who claims to know someone there, steals a bunch of food, and leaves
  • Something (maybe a tale, maybe the 3-eyes magazine scip I'm working on) that basically looks at the moral and ethical ramifications of using amnestics and other methods to control what the public knows and thinks ALA "We're playing god and it's super fucked up"
    • Could be an AWCY thing
    • Could be a foundation person going rogue
    • Whatever, I'll figure it out
  • a tale where SCP-Spooky-J uses the rare opportunity of a gas leak to convince the staff of Site-96 to make him Site Director. Mayhem insues.
    • Magnadeus possible collab
  • A child who can't be conceptualized, or have information about him communicated to others. He constantly drags around a teddy bear, which is sort of the only proof of his existence.
    • Stuff about how if you put food in the same room as the bear, the food will be eaten, or that if you look in the direction the bear's paw is pointed when it's being dragged, you can't see anything, like, there's a spot you just can't perceive.
  • Impossible ideas:
    • SCP that can't be conceived or perceived
    • SCP file that the public has to know about without breaking the veil
  • Something with a bunch of offsets that get more and more classified and dangerous each time, and the last one is the O5 classified one, which says that it's not dangerous at all, and that the Site Directors have to work together to contain it
    • It's a mind game put there by the O5 council to test the Site Directors
    • Possible to rework as a job application/promotion test
      • O5 file includes notes on effectiveness of the conprots proposed by the one being tested
      • Level 4 file includes fact that only the person being tested can know about the SCP's true nature
  • DoMC has a bunch of phrases that they wrote preemptively, which can be used on format screws, because they legitimately weren't writing about them at the time.
    • "Miscommunication Index"
      • Cius
        • The SCP or Anomalous Object cannot be written about, or described in any manner.
      • Acius
        • The SCP or Anomalous Object is difficult to write about, or describe in any manner.
      • Gnaru
        • The SCP or Anomalous Object cannot be understood through writing.
      • Agnara
        • The SCP or Anomalous Object is difficult to understand through writing.
      • Pote
        • The SCP or Anomalous Object can be written about, but should not be.
  • Bonenanas
  • Twitch Screamer
    • Live gaming related pattern screamer
  • SCP-XXXX is an anomalous phenomenon known colloquially as "sneezing"
  • Frat Worm
    • An anomalous parasite that college kids are using to get super fucked up. Like, it does something biological to them that makes alcohol hit WAY harder, so they let it live in their guts.
  • SCPETA
    • An scp about a bunch of dudes who appear randomly in the middle of major containment sites and march around with slogans about releasing or treating SCPs more kindly, and for some reason, nobody is allowed to apprehend them
    • It's implied that despite their inability to actually free SCPs, hindering their protest would be catastrophic
      • Theres a log of the first instance of it appearing, and they come with a document, and the site director is going to apprehend them, and then they give them the document, and the video log describes their face going BLANK WHITE and being like "uuhhh please continue on your protest" and like, runs to the intercom and tells everybody not to fucking lay a finger on these protesters
  • 𝒫 and a Little Party
    • 𝒫 is an entity that can only be referred to as 𝒫 in writing, and when speaking, sounds like "Princess" (include an audio file of me saying the word princess).
  • Pineapple Cognitohazard
    • A tale about a bar menu inside of a major containment site
  • Something that makes you die instantly at some random point from now until the day you would have died normally.
  • Time is speeding up. By the foundation's calculations, an hour today takes ~59 minutes 100 years ago, like time inflation. The minute, the hour, the day, means a slightly different amount of time than it used to. And there's no non-anomalous way to tell because clocks and stuff speed up too.
  • Parawatch Vs.
    • A tale about pwatch versus 7-chan, a similar site
  • SCP that is extremely big, and there's a side-file that's thaumiel that lets the foundation pause time for everyone not in the foundation for 48 hours. So they have 48 hours to figure out how to get rid of this huge scp before the world unpauses and the veil breaks as a result.
  • Special shoutout to Hugh Humphrey, the grandmaster dj of friday night dubstep'
    • MTFs travel through infinite repeating party rooms. As they go further, they slowly lose perception of abstract concepts like object permanence and predictability etc…
    • Could go through 4 doors, each time losing one Level of Abstract Thinking
  • Soldier Ants that release dopamine into the brain when consumed
    • AKA: Anti-Depress Ants

TITLE IDEAS

  • POV: You are the last dorito in the bag, and Daddy's Hungry
  • Ah… the pit in the wall (where I happen to live)
  • Sally in Wintertime
  • The Return of The Warrior
  • A standard-issue plain mattress
  • Two Dudes in a Bar
  • Blood in his pocket
  • Bullies and Windchimes
  • I was there when you died
  • The Ten-In-A-Row Men
  • Bongo Bandits
  • Bone Handles is a terrible band name
  • ಠ_ಠ
  • Oh
  • Sentient Sexual Teleportation
  • The Asymmetry Principle
  • Meat and Matrimony