SCP-3297
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SCP-3297 caught in a photograph; all participants were not aware of SCP-3297's presence before, during, or after the photo was taken.

Item #: SCP-3297

Object Class: Safe Euclid (see Incident Report 3297-01)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3297 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██. Reasonable requests for food, refreshments, furniture, or entertainment shall be granted. SCP-3297 opposes no threat to living beings, and can be physically interacted with and or spoken too with permission from project lead Dr. ██████.

SCP-3297 shall be monitored with four standard security cameras at all times. Any suspicious activity or attempts to breach containment should be reported to Dr. ██████ as soon as possible. In the event of a breach, MTF Y-42 "The Robinson's" will be dispatched into key areas of ██████, Oklahoma. SCP-3297 is usually found within the general proximity of Michael ██████ or any friends or close family of him. Individuals who have made direct verbal contact with SCP-3297 should be delivered class-A amnestics, and any photographs taken which contain SCP-3297 should be erased or censored.

Under no circumstances should SCP-3297 interact with any device capable of accessing social media, or which can connect to the internet. Should SCP-3297 be caught with such a device, any social media account created should be deleted immediately, and traffic to the accounts should be monitored. If any civilian traffic has occurred, subjects should be located and delivered class-A amnestics. An "Instagram" account belonging to SCP-3297 has been archived for observation, and may be viewed by any Foundation personnel.

Description: SCP-3297 is a male humanoid entity who refers to himself as "Peter Chimpus." Hair color brown, eye color brown, height roughly 5"6. Although he appears to be around 17 years of age, DNA results suggest that SCP-3297 has lived for 34 years. Other than appearance of age, SCP-3297 is physically non-anomalous.

SCP-3297's anomalous properties become apparent when placed into the public. SCP-3297 can be found sleeping in the beds of random residents, asking for transportation from strangers, or, most commonly, in photographs taken within a group. SCP-3297 will remain usually unnoticed before, during, and after the photo is taken. These appearances in photographs will generally not be noticed until after the picture is taken, or until it is uploaded to the internet. An image containing SCP-3297 is non-memetic, and does not alter the thoughts or actions of an individual who views them.

SCP-3297 does not react violently to individuals, and will leave if told off. Because of his small size and lack of physical abilities, any attacks by SCP-3297 are generally weak. However, SCP-3297 has shown extreme resistance to assault. SCP-3297 has been shown to survive many injuries which would normally kill a human being, including:

  • Being shot point-blank in the head with a 9mm pistol multiple times
  • Being hit head on by a locomotive
  • Sleeping in a burning building, which collapsed on him
  • Being hit by automobiles exceeding 40 MPH, multiple accounts
  • Lack of nutrition over a period five (5) weeks

SCP-3297 does not appear to be aware of this ability, and has not used it to his advantage in any form.

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Photograph taken by Eli ██████ on November 17th, 2017.
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Instagram post made by SCP-3297 on the same day.

SCP-3297 enjoys using social media when available. SCP-3297 most frequently uses the social media page "Instagram" to make posts. Posts contain the face of SCP-3297 with seemingly random captions ranging to emotions, the dislike of his mother1, or want for a significant other. On occasion, posts have shown photographs of SCP-3297 taken by another person, with the others cropped out. How SCP-3297 obtains the original photos in unknown, and when questioned, SCP-3297 claims the photo(s) had been in his possession for a long period of time.

On every social media account he creates, SCP-3297 consistently posts about a desire to locate a Michael ██████ in order to "hang out" with him. In interviews, SCP-3297 will claim Michael was an old high school friend, and that they spent much time together. Records indicate that SCP-3297 never attended ██████ High School, and in interviews conducted, Michael ██████ claims he had never known a "Peter Chimpus" in his entire life. Despite this, SCP-3297 frequently posts asking for the location of Michael, if Michael is allotted any free time, and will assure that he has the same amount of free time. The desire to locate Michael was so strong that SCP-3297 once somehow gained access to the ██████ High School Violas Section Twitter account for a period of 4 months in an effort to reach him2. SCP-3297 remained control of the page from 10/17/17 until 02/12/18, when SCP-3297 abandoned the account.

Addendum A

On 11/19/17, at approximately 00:30, SCP-3297 made physical contact with Michael ██████. A video was posted on his Instagram page detailing SCP-3297 running towards Michael asking if he "wants to hang." Michael is seen driving off and the video ends shortly after.

After interviews were conducted with Michael ██████ about SCP-3297, he was delivered class-C amnestics and sent home under Foundation surveillance. Surveillance is to continue until ██/██/2019.

Incident Report 3297-01

On 05/02/18, while in Foundation custody, SCP-3297 made a post on his Instagram account which stated the following:

im in some weird jail thing right now. theres a bunch of doctors asking me questions and shit. something about spc or what ever. I didnt do shit man could you guys please get me out of here.

The post was not noted until roughly 30 minutes later, when Dr. ██████ confiscated the phone for research purposes. The account was swiftly deleted, and since SCP-3297 only had a follower count of 14, anesthetization of individuals was completed quickly and easily. SCP-3297 has since been prohibited from using any device capable of accessing the internet, as the posts could breach the secrecy of the Foundation.

Incident Report 3297-02

On 6/23/18, SCP-3297, unknowingly to the research team, escaped from his containment cell. An estimated 5 hours went by before Dr. ██████ noticed that SCP-3297 had disappeared. MTF Y-42 "The Robinson's" were dispatched, and SCP-3297 was found 2 hours later in the residence of Michael ██████, standing over Michael who was in fetal position.

Interview Log on 6/23/18, post-recovery

Dr. ██████: So… how did you do it?
SCP-3297:… Do what?
Dr. ██████: Breach containment! How could you have possibly gotten out of here?
SCP-3297: I just walked out, man.
Dr. ██████: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST WALKED OUT?!?
SCP-3297: I just did. I opened the door and I walked out. I wanted to go see Micheal.
Dr. ██████: THESE DOORS ARE LOCKED WITH 3 DIFFERENT LOCKING SYSTEMS AND A KEYCARD SWIPER!!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIB-
SCP-3297: Dude, calm down. Michael said he wanted to hang out so I came over. We had a good time together.
Dr. ██████: *sighs* Okay… What did you do when you got to Michael's house?
SCP-3297: Well, I got there and I was like, "Hey Michael what's up." And he was like, "Hey Peter, it's been a while. Thanks for coming to my house." And I was like, "No problem Michael, you're my friend." And Michael wa-
Dr. ██████: Alright! Alright! Enough! When the Mobile Task Force arrived, your "friend" Michael was in the fetal position and violently shaking. He was obviously traumatized by your visit. What did you do to him that would make him react like that?
SCP-3297: Nah, man. That didn't happen. We played Halo for the XBox together. I won most of the games, but Michael didn't care, he was like, "Dang you're really good at this game Peter, I wish I was as cool as you." And then I was like, "Oh don't say that Michael you're way cooler than me." And then Mi-
Dr. ██████: YOU ESCAPED CONTAINMENT UNDER THE NOSE OF THE ENTIRE RESEARCH TEAM, EXITED THE FACILITIES UN-NOTICED, AND TRAVELED [REDACTED] MILES ON FOOT TO ██████, OKLAHOMA AT AN IMPOSSIBLY FAST RATE JUST SO YOU COULD SEE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SCOPE OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!? DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF?!?
SCP-3297: Dude, stop yelling. I'm texting Michael. (SCP-3297 is seen with a smart phone, and is messaging Michael on the Instagram app, phone was obtained through unknown means)

I want this small bastard monitored 24/7. Don't let this little shit escape again.
-Dr.
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