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Item #:SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is allowed to reside in shower room B on site-203 in a standard foundation shower. SCP-XXXX must have a standard SCP classification sign and differentiating shower curtains so no personal can accidently use SCP-XXXX. Use of SCP-XXXX may be granted by staff member with level 2 clearance.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an AquaDance High pressure Shower head. Anomalous properties appear when a living being is using the entity for self cleaning purposes. When SCP-XXXX is in use it will communicate through unknown means openly to the person taking the shower or bath. SCP-XXXX is very friendly and it only seems to take interest in users hygiene and well being. SCP-XXXX's voice changes depending on the user, with the voice changing to the individuals most preferred calming voice. Quality of the bath/shower can depend on how much the user interacts with SCP-XXXX. Constant conversation has given higher results of users being more pleased while low to non conversation has led to users being very disappointed and even aggressive. If the user chooses not to speak with SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX will continue to be persistent until getting any sort of response.
Many tests have shown that not only does SCP-XXXX's conversation can boost moral and positive emotions, its shown to even improve health in categories not related to physical hygiene. Tests have shown that SCP-XXXX can cure many non deadly physical diseases, but nothing more than a harsh flue. SCP-XXXX doesn't seem to have any acknowledgment of its curing capabilities or the users illness, though curing capabilities have only seem to activate when the user is actively conversing with SCP-XXXX.
Addendum XXXX-1 (Interview log)
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Harris
Foreword: Dr. Harris was equipped with a waterproof body wire. No video footage is attached to this document due to Dr. Harris's request. Dr. Harris also reported to have been feeling flue like symptoms the morning of the interview log. SCP-XXXX's voice for the log was recorded to be a young British male.
<Begin Log>
*Dr. Harris proceeds to Turn on shower to preferred temperature, then strips down and heads into SCP-XXXX's shower block
Dr. Harris: *hums a lullaby while scrubbing body with soap*
SCP-XXXX: Hey, You missed a spot there old chum
Dr. Harris: Wait where did I- oh SCP-XXXX How are you today.
SCP-XXXX: I am doing positively fantastic there Docta swell to meet you again, and may i ask you call me by a different title.
Dr. Harris: Oh, what may I address you by?
SCP-XXXX: Just call me buddy or mate.
Dr. Harris: Alright there mate, i have some important questions to ask you during my shower time.
SCP-XXXX: Ah yes shower time, Best time of the day other than tea time!
Dr. Harris: Agreed, anyways what is the earliest memory you have before being taken into foundation custody?
SCP-XXXX: The last thing I can recall is being in a scummy looking bathtub. Then some lady walked in the bathroom completely sloshed then laid in the bath and turned me one. I said "you alright there mate?", and she was completely gobsmacked. Silly arse i am startling her like that. After that she turned me off and I've been here ever since.
Dr. Harris: So no memory's before that?
SCP-XXXX: Nope, might I say Docta you are looking very dishy today.
Dr. Harris: Wow thank you SC- oh I mean mate. You don't mind if i put on some shampoo right?
SCP-XXXX: Go ahead Docta.
(approximately fifteen seconds of silence)
SCP-XXXX:I hope everything has been going alright with you and the misses.
Dr. Harris: Lets talk about that tomorrow mate, i forgot to tell you that our conversation is being recorded.
SCP-XXXX: My apologizes Docta, as you could guess I'm not good at keeping much privacy.
Dr. Harris: Don't worry mate you are a much better friend than most of the people on this damn site.
SCP-XXXX: Oh having troubles with Docta ██████ again haven't you, he is as much of an arse as a dog's bullocks!
Dr. Harris: Whelp….there's goes my chance at having a promotion.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX doesn't have any memories before its containment. That shower also really helped me with my headache and allergies. Also may I please get my name redacted from this document? Dr. ██████ has been eating my lunch and leaving notes in my office saying "an arse stole ye sandwich" - Dr. Harris.
