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Item : SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: While awake, SCP-XXXX must have a ten minute long rap battle everyday with a D Class personnel. SCP-XXXX isn’t harmful as long as this rap battle has been done daily, so it can live any place that is big enough to house it. This typically means a large skyscraper or another building as such. And it must be next to a waste management facility or a river. SCP-XXXX is to be fed 400lbs of oatmeal or cream of wheat with approximately 50lbs of sugar. He must be fed once a day. He prefers to drink malt liquor, but vodka makes him more sedate.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 50 story tall lizard person wearing a red beanie and a 5 story tall 24 karat gold chain. SCP-XXXX weighs roughly 47 tons. SCP-XXXX will only speak in rhymes and is quite adept at rapping. SCP-XXXX will become extremely aggressive if it doesn’t get a good rap battle every day. In this aggressive state, SCP-XXXX will become gassy, and will cover a 5 mile area with gold, human flesh. These events are referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 meltdowns because a D Class inmate made fun of him calling him a poopy pants meltdown. Termination attempts including nuclear bombs have been unsuccessful. The staff believe that his one weakness is alcohol. Since he as close to zero tolerance for alcohol. A D Class personal suggested to give him a 400 oz glass of Ever-clear. After doing this SCP-XXXX fell asleep for around a week. A further attempt to give SCP-XXXX more Ever-clear was unsuccessful as SCP-XXXX REFUSED to drink it. If SCP-XXXX declares himself the loser of one of his rap battles he grants the winner one wish with no exception. This event is known as SCP-XXXX-2.
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