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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel Keter (See Addendum XXXX-D)

Special Containment Procedures: There is no known method of fully containing SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX has stated that it will remain in a standard humanoid containment cell for a brief amount of time
should The Foundation provide it with computer games and stable-source of beverages. Only Level-2 personnel or higher are permitted to speak to SCP-XXXX.
Should unauthorized personnel come into contact with SCP-XXXX, A+ amnestics are to be administered.
As SCP-XXXX can not be fully contained, it's wheareabouts are to be closely monitored by Class-E personnel. Any un-authorized personnel that comes in contact with SCP-XXXX is to either be executed or given A+ Amnestics.

Track movement of SCP-XXXX and avoid his sight at all costs.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a slim, olive-skinned, human male with bright-brown hair in his early twenties. Subject is 192 centimeters tall and weighs a
surprising 45 kilograms. Subject's eyes are silver and do not reflect light. Closer inspection of the body reveals the skin to be composed of hard but flexible cartilage in a scale pattern. SCP-XXXX has no nipples and lacks most bodyhair.
SCP-XXXX does not appear to breathe, though is capable of speech. It is unclear if SCP-XXXX respirates entirely anaerobically.
SCP-XXXX is shown to be fully capable of speaking English, but has been observed to speak in a tongue currently unknown to The Foundation.
SCP-XXXX exhibits beyond super-human strength and speed, vast intellect, and the ability to regenerate should he need.
Personnel who are spoken to by SCP-XXXX report fatigue and a desire to see their loved ones. It is hypothesized that SCP-XXXX
is capable of some form of memetic effect.
SCP-XXXX is immune to all known toxins and chemicals. Any attempts to terminate SCP-XXXX have met with failure as well as laughter from SCP-XXXX.
Subject has shown high aggression towards certain SCP, namely SCP-682 and SCP-3901 (See Addendum XXXX-B)
SCP-XXXX has exhibited normal human emotions and desires as well as a predispostion to be uncooperative.

Addendum XXXX-A

Log of Event XXXX-A:

0607: SCP-XXXX has been sighted approaching SCP-001.
0609: Repeated attempts to warn SCP-XXXX were ignored.
0614: Subject approaches SCP-001, stopping short of SCP-001's effective range.
0615: SCP-XXXX makes a pointing gesture towards the [REDACTED].
0629: Subject Walks away from SCP-001.
0632: SCP-001 motions it's [REDACTED], as if to look at the [REDACTED].

Audio-Recording of Interview XXXX-A

Foreword: SCP-XXXX was interviewed on his engagement with SCP-001. Agreed to interview so long as he was allowed to finish online match of Counter-Terrorist Elite.
<Begin Log, 00h-01m-02s>
SCP-XXXX: Nice room. Really like the single, central light you put in it. (Slumps back into a chair)

Dr.█████: What you did was very dangerous.

SCP-XXXX: Yeah, well, based on what I found in the thing's file, it didn't seem like it.

Dr.█████: How did you get access to those files?! Those are highly-classified!
SCP-XXXX: I did some espionage. Pretty easy considering you guys just let me into the facility without asking why.

Supervisor: Stop the interview. This is postponed until we get this squared-away!

<Begin Log, 00h-019m-18s>
Dr.█████: Do you remember what you said to SCP-001?
SCP-XXXX: I asked if I could [REDACTED].

Dr.█████: And how did it respond?
SCP-XXXX: It just [REDACTED]; didn't say anything.
Dr.█████: You didn't [REDACTED] anything strange?
SCP-XXXX: Nope.
Dr.█████: Why didn't you try to [REDACTED]?
SCP-XXXX: It didn't seem like a smart decision.
Dr.█████: Are you scared of SCP-001?
SCP-XXXX: "Shar not." (Speaks in unknown language)
Dr.█████: What? What did you say?
SCP-XXXX: Figured it out if you're so smart. (Defiant)
Dr.█████: Let's try this again. Are you, scared of SCP-001?
SCP-XXXX: … (Stands up, tears open door, and walks out)
Dr.█████: Looks like that's all we're going to get out of him. Stubborn ass.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-001 either did not, or could not █████████████ with SCP-XXXX ████████████████ as it did with others. SCP-XXXX showed some effect on SCP-001. SCP-XXXX now shows reluctance to engage in any conversation regarding SCP-001. SCP-XXXX must be accompanied by three or more personnel at all times from now on while within the facility. Personnel responsible for allowing SCP-XXXX to access physical files of SCP-001 are to be reprimanded accordingly.

Addendum XXXX-B
Log of Audio-Recording of Interview XXXX-B

Foreword: SCP-XXXX is asked of his opinion on The Foundation and other SCP, as well his origin.
<Begin Log, 00h-02m-34s>
Dr.█████: You cooled your head after the last time I take it?
SCP-XXXX: Eat me.
Dr.█████: Right, then. First question: What is your thoughts on The Foundation?
SCP-XXXX: I'd say it's decent at what it's doing. Keeping the harmful, world-destroying shit in check.
Dr.█████: Do you feel we could be doing a better job?
SCP-XXXX: Yes.
Dr.█████: How can we improve?
SCP-XXXX: Don't ask me. You won't like my answer.
Dr.█████: It doesn't matter if we like it or not, we want to know.
SCP-XXXX: Tough shit. (Folds arms)
Dr.█████: (Grumbling is audible)
Dr.█████: What is your opinion on SCP-173?
SCP-XXXX: Shoddy craftsmanship.
Dr.█████: Anything else?
SCP-XXXX: Needs a better paint job.
Dr.█████: Are you going to cooperate or not?!
SCP-XXXX: I am dumbo!
Dr.█████: Fine! Whatever! Next question.
Dr.█████: What do you think of SCP-682?
SCP-XXXX: If I see it, it dies.
Dr.█████: Why is that?
SCP-XXXX: It's belligerence towards life infuriates me.
Dr.█████: Noted.
Dr.█████: Why do you dislike SCP-3901?
SCP-XXXX: That thing has haunted my dreams on more than one occassion. I've tried to catch it, to rip it apart.
Dr.█████: No success though?
SCP-XXXX: No. Piece of shit goes POOF as soon as I wake up. I'm considering finding a sleeping partner.
Dr.█████: Next question: Do you believe SCP-343 is God?
SCP-XXXX: If Mr.Hairface is God, then I'm a lemon.
Dr.█████: Do you believe SCP-001 is God?
SCP-XXXX: I can smash this audio-recorder if you like.
Dr.█████: Okay, calm down…
SCP-XXXX: I am calm.
Dr.█████: Okay, only one more question: do you know how you were created?
SCP-XXXX: Same way you were.
Dr.█████: Are you suggesting you were born human?
SCP-XXXX: Fuck, that's a tough question. Hmmmmm…
Dr.█████: If you were born human, how did you acquire your abilities?
SCP-XXXX: Pixie dust.
Dr.█████: Be serious with me.
SCP-XXXX: Fine, it was SCP-████.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [EXPUNGED]

Addendum XXXX-C
Log of Event XXXX-C Compiled from Individual Tracking Teams

0211: SCP-XXXX is spotted in the Chicago area.
0234: SCP-XXXX begins speaking to a female individual. Individual has long, brown-hair, light complexion.
0256: SCP-XXXX gets into a black vehicle with individual. Cannot continue tracking.
0320: SCP-XXXX is spotted in Chicago area emerging from a black vehicle with a female individual.
0322: SCP-XXXX enters a hotel with individual.
0329: Visual of SCP-XXXX is lost. Setting up audio surveillance.
0340: Squeaks and moaning are audible.
0349: Audio ceases.

Addendum XXXX-C-i

Upon review of SCP-XXXX recent activites, it has been determined that the female subject, now designated SCP-XXXX-1, be discretely executed by Class-E personnel so as to prevent the conception of an entity similar to SCP-XXXX .

Addendum XXXX-D
Incident Report XXXX-D

On ██-██-████ at 0342, SCP-XXXX broke into site ██. Anything living that SCP-XXXX found was torn apart within 3 seconds of physical contact. Several task-forces were sent in to detain SCP-XXXX. All members of the task forces were also torn apart. In total, 173 personnel were killed by SCP-XXXX. Camera footage reveals some begging for their lives before being killed. SCP-XXXX was reportedly crying prior to being soaked in blood. SCP-XXXX's rage is deduced to be the result of the failure of field-agents to terminate SCP-XXXX-1 discretely. The field-agents sent to terminate SCP-XXXX-1 are presumed deceased. Reclassification of SCP-XXXX under consideration.