Hole In One

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a high-density polyethylene (HDPE) cylindrical barrel measuring 108mm in diameter and 101.6mm in depth. The lidless cylinder is to be set vertically upright and inserted in the floor of its containment cell exposing the open end¹. An area one meter in a radius around the hole and should be as level as possible and of uniform grade.

Description: Instances of SCP-XXXX have a surface that is composed of a Urethane Elastomer cover and 328 spherically-tiled tetrahedral dimples covering the exterior. Additional information concerning the interior is described in Addendum 17C.
SCP-XXXX instances resemble non-anomalous golf balls manufactured by Titleist. Item will display its anomalous tendencies by gravitating towards the nearest hole² that is smaller than 108mm in diameter and at least 42.7mm deep.

Footnotes

1. Refer to Addendum 33-2b detailing the preparation for replacement cylinder castings.

2. Do not transport item in your back pocket.