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UIU File 2016-003: Case File "Custodian"
Summary: An individual under the name Izabel Lucjezs, alias 'The Janitor,' was arrested from an anart gathering. Subject has heavy ties with group of interest "Are We Cool Yet."
Name: Izabela Lucjusz
Irregularity Cross-reference: Anart, are we cool yet, janitor, human, female.
Physical Description: Suspect is a Caucasian female with tattooed inscriptions which match other anart designs.
| Sex | Height | Weight/Build | Race | Hair | Eyes | Identifying Attributes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Female | 5' 9" | 144 lbs, lean | English descent/Caucasian | Black | Blue | Tattoo on left forearm |
Capabilities: Suspect is able to completely eliminate any and all instances of anart through use of a dodecahedron with unrecognized capabilities. Any and all current facial recognition software has no effect on the suspect. Suspect leaves no fingerprints.
Purpose/Motive: Suspect's motives include the coverup of anart gatherings and other works of anartists. Suspect's main motive is to act as a cleaning crew for any anartist collaborations in order to hide their involvement from other groups of interest.
Modus Operandi: Believed to be organization of acts and coverup of anartism from government officials. Studies into possible additions to suspect's Modus Operandi are under investigation.
Behavior: Private, heavily resistant against actions of UIU officials.
A: Custodial Dodecahedron: Evidence A is a dodecahedron with measurements of 6" x 6" x 8". All attempts to use evidence A by any individual other than the suspect has failed. Upon suspect's usage of evidence A against any form of design, including paint, crayon, and dye, said form of anart will fade away until it becomes entirely transparent, disappearing. Where the anart is transported to, if anywhere, is unknown.
B: Trench coat, Sunglasses, Fedora: All instances of evidence B are incorporated into suspect's inability to be recognized by current facial recognition software. Attempts to scan for facial recognition whilst instances are stripped of the suspect have succeeded. Attempts to use instances of evidence B on other individuals in order to test whether facial recognition software is able to detect them have failed1.
C: Altering Ink Inscriptions: Suspect is covered in tattoos which are constantly altering their placements and design. Tattoos commonly represent famous acts of anartism, especially those the subject has managed to cover up.
D: Written Plans of Anartist Acts: During a raid of suspect's dwelling, written plans were discovered in the bedroom of the housing. Said plans involved the previous showcasing of anart on
12/6/13 and planned future gatherings.
Current Status: At large.
Crimes: Acts of anartism, obstruction of justice, resisting arrest, prison escape.
Sentencing: Indefinite detention once apprehended.
History of UIU Action:
12/6/13: Suspect assisted in execution and coverup of large anart showcasing. Unusual Incidents Unit agents arrived on scene with little to no evidence against the anartists due to subject's actions in the aftermath of the showcase.
2/14/14: Suspect's domestic property was raided by agents of the Unusual Incident Unit's special weapons and tactics team. Inside of said property was multiple articles regarding future acts of anartism. Prevention operations against planned acts began.
5/20/14: Unusual Incidents Unit agents intervened on a warehouse believed to be under anartist control. Agents successfully arrested 4 individuals and confiscated "███ █████████ ██ ███████," seven cans of spraypaint labeled under the name "███████████," and multiple minimalist works of art. Witnesses stated an individual matching the suspect's description was scene leaving the building approximately 5 minutes before UIU arrival.
9/1/14: ███ █████████ ██ ███████ escaped its confinement. In its previous confinement laid a note which read "SORRY, PUNKS. JANITOR HAD TO DO IT TO 'EM."2
1/1/15: Suspect's arrest was attempted after reported sighting in New York City, NY. Subject successfully escaped UIU officials.
6/4/15: Another anartist gathering based around showcasing works which mocked the Unusual Incidents Unit. Gathering was successfully halted by UIU agents. 8 individuals affiliated with "Are We Cool Yet?" were arrested. All 8 individuals stated that the suspect had recently fled the scene of the gathering.
8/19/15: Graffiti supposedly representing cleaning utensils was found under the █████████ bridge, stating "ARE WE COOL YET?" only inches below said image.
8/20/15: The instance of graffiti was replaced by an image of multiple members labeled as 'FAMILY.' Izabela's place in the photo is heavily obscured through means of random coloration atop the original image.
1/1/16: Family members reported the disappearance of Izabela Lucjusz to local law enforcement. Incident was not believed to be related to the suspect until apprehension.
7/2/16: Subject found under with heavy bruising and lacerations in multiple areas. Subject was taken into medical care of the Unusual Incidents Unit and was placed into detention once suspect had recovered.
9/12/16: Multiple anartist gatherings occurred rioting about the release of the suspect. Multiple riot control units have been killed and 19 anartists were arrested.
12/30/16: Suspect's tattoos centered around the breast area and formed ███ ████████ ██ ███████.
12/31/16: ███ ████. ██ ██ ███████, █████.
12/31/16: Suspect escaped confinement.
The following is a transcript of a conversation between agent Holiday and suspect Lucjuzs.
HOLIDAY: Hello, Izabela.
IZABELA: Hi.
HOLIDAY: Is it alright if I call you by your first name?
IZABELA: Sure. Whatever.
HOLIDAY: Alright, let's begin. How's your job?
IZABELA: It's alright. Tends to be more interesting then a regular janitorial job. Plus, it puts me in a position of power so motherfuckers fear me.
HOLIDAY: What do you do to clean up?
IZABELA: The dodeca-thing does it for me.
HOLIDAY: Dodecahedron.
IZABELA: Whatever, jackass.
HOLIDAY: How does it do it? The dodecahedron, I do. How does it help you clean?
IZABELA: I wouldn't say that it just helps me. It practically does the work for me.
HOLIDAY: And why does it do that?
IZABELA: Because I'm the janitor, motherfucker. No one else.
HOLIDAY: What does being the janitor mean to you?
IZABELA: It means that I'm the critic's right hand man.
HOLIDAY: And who's the critic? Where's he at?
IZABELA: She. And how am I supposed to know? I'm stuck behind bars thanks to you fuckers.
HOLIDAY: What's your motive?
IZABELA: My motive does not matter. It's a part of the movements. For the people, motherfucker.
HOLIDAY: And what about the painting under the bridge? (What about) your family?
Suspect refused to communicate verbally from this point out. Questioning session was then terminated.
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UIU File 1998-002: Case File "Shadowman"
Summary: An ex-UIU agent is able to flee from any location or situation moments before agents of any government organization arrive at the scene.
Name: Joshua Sean Green
Irregularity Cross-reference: Disappearance, human, shadow, defection, traitor.
Physical Description:
| Sex | Height | Weight/Build | Race | Hair | Eyes | Identifying Attributes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Male | 5' 6" | 132 lbs, lean | Caucasian | Brunette | Green | Large facial tattoo representing that of an eagle. |
Capabilities: Suspect is a male of European descent able to demanifest upon will for as long as he is not being monitored. Suspect appears to only be able to demanifest at a maximum of five minutes before government arrival. Suspect has the ability to remain completely transparent in areas receiving little to no light from any source. Transparency can be intervened through sudden lighting in the direction of the suspect.
Purpose/Motive: Suspect's motives include self-benefit and profit through illegal means, most commonly armed robbery. Other motives may include the mocking of the Unusual Incidents Unit to lower morale between employed officials. Suspect uses irregularities to perform illegal actions without legal prosecution.
Modus Operandi: Suspect's Modus Operandi is under investigation3.
Behavior: Appears psychopathic with no remorse for actions. Suspect shows to have little restraint against violent tendencies nor primal urges. Fluent in English. Heavily despises any form of government-employed individuals, commonly acting out his violent wishes against said agents. Suspect is highly antisocial and refuses any form of cooperation with any individual, civilian nor government-affiliated.
A: Legal Identification: Suspect abandoned personal identification cards during his second count of armed robbery. Fingerprints were found on the cards, analytically confirming they belonged to the suspect. All information on the identification matched the suspect's physical attributes. Suspect's identification has proven that he is a defected Unusual Incidents Unit agent.
B: .45 Bullet Casings: Bullet casings fired by the suspect. No civilians have been harmed despite the mass amount of casings recovered. Footage shows subject used a Colt M1911 during armed robberies and had officially discharged multiple bullets.
C: Handwritten Note: Suspect wrote a note before demanifestation whilst UIU agents were responding to the armed robbery call. The note read: "JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY UIUSELESS4." This note has proven that the suspect was aware of the Unusual Incidents Unit's existence and that he was under investigation.
Current Status: At large.
Crimes: Armed robbery, attempted murder.
Sentencing: Indefinite detention under constant supervision once apprehended.
History of UIU Action:
1/15/98: Special Agent Joshua Green goes AWOL from the Unusual Incidents Unit.
3/1/98: Suspect performs first armed robbery of a local bank in New York City. Suspect successfully evaded government officials with monetary gains.
5/12/98: Suspect is located by bounty hunting individuals. A small firefight ensued with no injuries. Suspect evaded before UIU arrival.
6/6/98: Suspect attempted the murder of Special Agent Hughes. Murder attempt had failed and suspect had been injured by the discharge of Hughes' firearm. Suspect evaded the scene.
6/7/98: Suspect performed second armed robbery, this time of an individual associated with Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. Suspect was unable to achieve any form of monetary gain due to UIU arrival.
7/9/98: Footage of suspect idling in an alleyway of a populated street. Multiple citizens pass the suspect with no interaction. About sixteen minutes into the footage, an unidentified individual approached the suspect and handed him a small package. Contents of package are unknown. Last known location of individual.
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UIU File 2013-001: Case File "Mudmen"
Summary: An event occasionally occurs in the states of Maine and New York regarding the manifestation of tall, slim creatures consisting of mud and other moist natural resources.
Name: N/A
Irregularity Cross-reference: Species, docile, nature.
Physical Description: Entities entirely consist of approximately 70% mud, with the other 30% being other natural resources capable of soaking. Entities' diameter ranges from 2 ft to 6 ft, with heights ranging from 4 ft to 9 ft. Entities lack any form of organs and only have three apertures in its "head."5
Capabilities: Entities are able to emit vocalizations which, when heard, trigger a mass release of melatonin into the bloodstream of any organism that catches its audio. Entities are capable of absorbing materials, including smaller organisms6. Entities are not capable of swift movements.
Purpose/Motive: Unknown/survival.
Modus Operandi: Entities emit vocalizations from the apertures located on their "heads" which causes the sudden release of mass amounts of melatonin.
Behavior: Entities are entirely docile7, and appear to have an intelligence compared to that of a squirrel or other rodent.
A: Audio Recording: Evidence is audio emitted from an entity which is able to prove its effect of melatonin release. It is held on an .mp4 file requiring a password in order to unlock it to prevent misuse of the audio.
B: Photograph: Evidence is a photograph taken by Unusual Incidents Unit agents of a small group of entities. The entities stand in a triangle position, and it does not appear that they were emitting any vocalizations at the time of photography.
Current Status: Semi-contained; areas that are known to house the entities have been secured by Unusual Incidents Unit officials.
Crimes: N/A
Sentencing: No legal prosecution.
History of UIU Action:
3/9/2013: Locals reported odd sounds that resembled wails from an unidentified wooded area. Local law enforcement were called, but no sight of any entity or cause of the sound was found.
5/11/2013: An individual under the online alias "erff210" uploaded a video to a public file sharing website containing footage of entities absorbing smaller organisms. Location of video shooting remains unknown. All evidence regarding the entities were swiftly taken down and uploaded to secure FBI servers.
6/1/2013: Local law enforcement was again contacted due to loud vocalizations of the entities. One entity was found, at which law enforcement opened fire using non-lethal ammunition. Entity lost its physical shape upon the third shot's impact.
7/8/2013: A colony of the entities was identified in both Maine and New York. Both locations have since been secured by Unusual Incident Unit officials and have been completely blocked off to any civilian access.
