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Containment procedure: SCP-5692 shall be placed in a cell of approximately 10mx10mx10m, completely empty and sealed, the door giving access to it shall only be open from the outside via a keypad that is changed daily. The containment area shall not contain any space or objects that could allow SCP-5692 to escape from human sight even for a split second, otherwise theirs a risk he escape. The cell in which SCP-5692 is contained must be monitored 24 hours a day via cameras placed on each corner of the cell covering each blind spot. A minimum of two people must monitor the screens and must not take their eyes off them even when they are replaced.
When members of the foundation must enter to conduct experiments with SCP-5692, a guard must remain in the doorway of the door ready to press the door closing button at the slightest risk of SCP-5692 escaping.
Should SCP-5692 manage to escape from its cell, all site officers are to prepare hypodermic rifles, form groups of two to five persons, and shoot him in sight to neutralize him, and then return him to his cell in groups without taking his eyes off him. It should be noted that the use of conventional darts works equally well against SCP-5692.
Description: SCP-5692 is a sentient humanoid being of approximately 1.95 meters in length and 36 kilograms in weight, the entity is of average build for a person of its size despite its weight. SCP-5692 has a pure white skin and a triangular face with a long pointed nose, eyes with a red iris for an orange pupil, and a mouth frozen in a smile that remains when SCP-5692 speaks.
The cloth of SCP-5692 is an integral part of his body and cannot be removed, with a diamond-shaped patchwork of different shades, from orange to red and resembles the clothing of a jester or harlequin, with his hat even having a bell at the end of it.
Although humanoid in shape, SCP-5692 does not appear to have a skeleton or internal organ, being able to bend in positions and angles that are anatomically impossible for a human, and also possess the ability to compress and extend its body to some point. The body of SCP-5692 is made of an unknown elastic material, stronger than steel, and capable of self-regeneration.
SCP-5692 also has the ability to teleport itself, within an indeterminate radius, however SCP-5692 does not appear to be able to teleport if someone is watching it, either by direct or indirect visual contact. SCP-5692 also has the ability to make objects of all kinds appear from underneath its clothing, even when viewed.
SCP-5692 also has the ability to mask its own appearance and disguise itself to take on someone else's, disguise including changing its morphology to match the person being copied, the use of wigs and glasses and changing its voice. His face on the other hand, does not change; SCP-5692 does not disguise him.
SCP-5692 also appears to be able to change the perception of the people around him when he disguises himself, people who do not know the person copied by SCP-5692, or who know little or nothing about the person copied by SCP-5692, cannot see that it is him despite his face, and he is convinced that he is dealing with the original person, and it is impossible to convince them otherwise, however, those who personally know the person copied, can see the face of SCP-5692 and are not deceived by the disguise. People watching SCP-5692 through a screen are also not affected by this phenomenon.
When not confined, SCP-5692 will use whatever it can to cause disturbances at the site it is confined to. This includes other SCPs not sentient that he manage to get out of their containment areas to use them against Foundation members, or even break the containment of other sentient SCP to tell them jokes. SCP-5692 always ends up trying to return to his cell after he causes his disturbance, the time it takes before he decides to return is variable and impossible to predict.
Observations of the various accidents and disturbances caused by SCP-5692 noted the tendency for them to not cause irreversible sequelae, with SCP-5692 rarely causing the death of members of the foundation, and the rare fatal accidents where its involvement was certified were exclusively D-Class. In addition, its ability to modulate its body allows it to slip into several narrow gaps and disappear into them.
Discovery Log: SCP-5692 was discovered in the city of ████████ in Pennsylvania in april 1999, when the fondation dispatched a Task force to investigate the reports of an " strange orange clown causing trouble".The task force quickly manage to secure SCP-5692 with little oposition from him, and he was send in site ███.
SCP-5692 was first classified as a Euclide after its first successful containment. The Keter status of SCP-5692 was assigned after its repeated escapes and apparent inability to be contained, with SCP-5692 always finding a way around the containment measures, the current method of containment has only manage to reduced the number of evasion.
