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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be confined in the [REDACTED], Kenya until such time as a proper containment unit can be constructed. Due to it’s aggressive nature and anomalous properties, the estimated date of completion is undetermined. Any female mellivora capensis discovered in SCP-XXXX’s territory are to be terminated to prevent procreation.
Civilian contact with SCP-XXXX is to be dealt with under standard procedures.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a male mellivora capensis with abnormal intelligence and dexterity. SCP-XXXX has been observed speaking in a male voice identical to the narrator of the viral internet video ‘Honey Badger Don’t Care.’ Despite extensive investigations, there is no known link between SCP-XXXX and this video.
SCP-XXXX has been noted to survive trauma which would kill a non-anomalous honey badger. Testing of its dexterity has demonstrated it can survive within Challenager Deep and swim back to the surface unaided, seemingly displaying no injuries.
SCP-XXXX is highly aggressive and reckless, even when compared with standard behavior of the mellivora capensis. SCP-XXXX has been observed attacking and killing elephants,
three prizes of lions, ten packs of wild dogs, and five hippos, all of which were submerged.
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