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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained at Site-42 in a standard humanoid containment cell. In order to prevent movement, SCP-XXXX is to be monitored constantly for the regurgitation of SCP-XXXX-A. Class-D Personnel is to be sent inside SCP-XXXX's containment cell tri-monthly to clean out all instances of SCP-XXXX-A. *(Cole note: Put more here later, try to make it as long as possible)*
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2.41-meter tall humanoid entity controlled by seven human infants. SCP-XXXX is considered sapient, yet its level of intelligence is currently being researched. SCP-XXXX's physical appearance is a crude costume of the character 'Tinky Winky' from famous children's media Teletubbies constructed from polyester and rubber. The stomach area of SCP-XXXX holds a Panasonic-brand television constantly looping season 1 of Teletubbies.
On occasion, SCP-XXXX is prone to regurgitating an instance of SCP-XXXX-A. Instances of SCP-XXXX-A vary, oftentimes being completely non-anomalous Teletubbies merchandise. SCP-XXXX-A has occasionally been instances of human appendages fashioned in the shape of a Teletubbies character. *(Cole note: put more here later, give more detail.)*
SCP-XXXX is capable of extending its rubber opening up to twenty times its natural limit. When a subject is within close proximity of SCP-XXXX, the entity will often consume a subject whole via its facial opening. Upon complete consumption, SCP-XXXX will cause the subject to manifest inside of a pocket reality identical to the setting of Teletubbies. The television inside SCP-XXXX will activate, displaying the subject in a randomly chosen episode of Teletubbies. The effects of SCP-XXXX are irreversible; subjects have been found to be capable of living within SCP-XXXX by consuming a substance known as 'Tubby Custard' as well as surviving off of lake water.
Subjects inside SCP-XXXX are prone to eventually encountering SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-7. SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-7 are entities colorless in appearance and are identical to the character 'Tinky Winky' from Teletubbies. The exact nature behind the entities are unknown but have been observed to stalk subjects on several occasions. Due to the restraints of camera angles of SCP-XXXX's television, the observation of subjects has been difficult.
Recovery Log: SCP-XXXX was recovered on 06/10/2023 at Kirkwall England inside the residence of PoI-766 'Nelson Weele'. PoI-766 is a schizophrenic and a convicted pedophile within the Kirkwall community; local eye-witness reports of PoI-766 taking children inside of his residence were recorded and documented.
SCP-XXXX came to Foundation attention after an officer of the KPD had a sudden disappearance after entering PoI-766's residence. MTF Pi-15 ('House Guests') was dispatched to investigate the location. The following video log was recorded on the body camera of MTF Pi-15 agent 'Craig Hart'.
<BEGIN LOG>
Hart: MTF Pi-15 commander Hart checking in. The time is 02:18. Over.
O'Ryan: MTF Pi-15 cadet O'Ryan checking in, over.
Lema: This is MTF Pi-15 lieutenant Lema checking in, over.
Hart: We are currently at the residence of Person of Interest seven sixty-six. Entering the residence now.
(Agent Hart uses a lock pick to open the front door of the home. MTF Pi-30 enters. The front hallway is decorated with various Teletubbies merchandise.)
O'Ryan: Wow. That is honestly all I can say here.
Hart: We're not here to judge cadet. Just focus on the target.
Lema: He has a point, Hart. This is pretty fucking weird.
Hart: Keep moving you two.
(MTF Pi-30 continue to investigate the residence before stopping at the bedroom.)
Hart: Open it up.
(Lema opens the door. There is a wide variety of Teletubbies merchandise lining the shelves as well as one emaciated adult male chained to the floor in a 'Tinky Winky' costume. The man was later identified as David Carter, the father of one of the children PoI-766 supposedly kidnapped. MTF Pi-30 agent O'Ryan can be heard gagging.)
Carter: (Unintelligible)
O'Ryan: Oh my fuck, what the hell is this!
Lema: Cadet, get it together.
O'Ryan: There is without a doubt something fucked up in here commander, this guy has an obsession with this kids show. Seriously, just look at what he did to this guy!
Hart: We need to investigate the downstairs area. Agent Lema, please take care of this man. O'Ryan, come with me.
O'Ryan and Lema: Yessir commander.
(Agent Hart and agent O'Ryan continue progressing through the residence before reaching the basement. Hart enters first as O'Ryan comes after. SCP-XXXX can be seen lying immobile against the back wall, slightly illuminating the room only by its television. Agent Hart flashes his torchlight against SCP-XXXX before the entity moves its head towards the torch.)
Charlie: Commander? What the hell is that?
(Agent Charlie begins to move closer to SCP-XXXX.)
Hart: I don't know cadet, proceed with caution. This might be what we're looking for.
(SCP-XXXX begins to emit childlike laughter. The entity begins to stand up.)
Hart: Stop moving or else we will shoot. Put your hands behind your-
(SCP-XXXX jumps at Agent O'Ryan, consuming a majority of his body as the agent's legs stick out from SCP-XXXX's mouth. Agent Charlie can be seen flailing.)
(Agent Hart sprints upstairs, Agent Charlie can be heard through a muffled scream)
Hart: Oh fuck! Fuck! Lema get down here right now! (On radio) This is MTF Pi-15 agent Craig Hart reporting the sighting of an extremely hostile anomaly, it just attacked agent O'Ryan!
(Agent Hart and agent Lema flee the scene, screaming can be heard from the house. Back-up later arrive to recovery the anomaly. Witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics.)
Observation Logs:
Foreword: The following is a truncated documentation of the subjects within SCP-XXXX. All of the transcriptions have recorded video footage for reference. As of 06/14/2023, SCP-XXXX currently holds two living subjects. The last subject introduced inside SCP-XXXX was D-5733 on 06/11/2023. D-5733 is a 23-year old Caucasian female of an average build.
OBSERVATION LOG 001
00:00: D-5733 has yet to manifest inside SCP-XXXX's television. SCP-XXXX at this time is currently in the process of consuming D-5733.
03:21: SCP-XXXX finished consuming D-5733 at this point. D-5733 manifests on screen in a fetal position. The subject becomes calm before exploring the area.
04:53: D-5733 pauses, looking at something off-screen.
05:11: D-5733 walks off-screen.
11:34: D-5733 suddenly sprints across the screen. Long shadows appear behind the camera in a similar stature of SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-7. Assumed to be the entities.
OBSERVATION LOG 002
00:00: D-5733 appears. She iseaning against a wall in fetal position. Her D-Class jumpsuit is tattered and ripped.
02:34: D-5733 awakes. D-5733 rises from the ground and begins moving. She is crying.
05:15: Smoke can be seen rising in the distance.
07:04: A figure is seen running towards the origin of the smoke.
OBSERVATION LOG 003
Outline:
1. Containment Procedures: Add some kind of narrative hook here, attempt to make as long as possible to be scary without saying anything.
2. Description: Hivemind of 7 kids that were made anomalous by Nelson Weele (aka the Tinky Winky costume), will vore people nearby and will basically teleport them to the TV in its stomach when it does so. In a dimension identical to Teletubbyland, 7 colorless 'Tinky Winky' Teletubbies (aka the kids) will hunt subjects inside the dimension and will attempt to force a subject into a Tinky Winky outfit and worship them, so to speak.
3. Observation logs: Basically just include a list of logs narrating the adventures of D-5733 and several other people/entities they meet trapped inside of SCP-XXXX, possibly a good segue into Nelson Weele being trapped inside of there. Currently, the list of who is trapped inside SCP-XXXX is the following: (note: 1-4 of the trapped people are who will be used to advance the story, Nelson is just in there as justice for what he did)
1. The KPD officer that caused MTF Pi-15 to investigate the scene.
2. MTF Pi-30 O'Ryan
3. D-5733
4. A female child that was a victim of Nelson Weele. (NOTE: The ending of the piece is going to be the child being regurgitated by SCP-XXXX.)
5. Nelson Weele, except he is being tortured by the 7 Teletubbies and is in a Tinky Winky costume that won't let him move.
4. Recovery log: The bread and butter of this piece. SCP-XXXX was recovered inside Nelson Weele's home. He stitched the 7 kids together and then stitched them to his Tinky Winky costume. Give detailed imagery of Nelson Weele's house; Teletubby merchandise everywhere, Teletubby CD's, Teletubby furniture, Teletubby 'toys', and finally SCP-XXXX in the basement. Give it from the perspective of three MTF guards.]]
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SCP-XXXX-1 (left) and SCP-XXXX-2 (right). Circa 19██.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: [PLACEHOLDER]
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to two animate pieces of graffiti (designated SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2).The entities resemble silhouettes of a man and a woman with their own distinctive traits. Appearance wise, SCP-XXXX-1 is the silhouette of a human man wearing a baseball cap, while SCP-XXXX-2 is the silhouette of a human woman. SCP-XXXX-1's "hair" is fashioned in a ponytail and has unique red paint for lips. In the bottom right corner of SCP-XXXX, the words "Thomas + Josephine" are written in black permanent ink.
SCP-XXXX features a simulated day/night cycle with the yellow circle acting as a sun. The paint on SCP-XXXX fluctuates in color in corresponding to the current time. During the "night", SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 will often walk opposite ways outside the limits of the wall, disappearing from view.
When one of the entities walks outside of the wall, they are capable of returning with a new item. Recorded items include toys, flowers, etc. (Add more here later).
SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are seemingly sentient, yet lack the ability to communicate with Foundation personnel. The entities will react to outside forces, often responding to sensations in the same way as a regular human being.
Addendum XXXX.1:
Still frame of SCP-XXXX processed from MTF Eta-13 agent Hart's body camera on July 9th, 2018.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-42. The corner drains are to be inspected and cleaned bi-monthly for any buildup of rust or lime stain. The GPS tracker locked to the leg of SCP-XXXX is to be activated two days prior to the first day of the second week of June.
MTF Eta-13 is to be dispatched to track SCP-XXXX throughout the duration of the event. Surveillance of the Goodwin family members is to be conducted for 168 hours on the second week every June. During the second week of June within the western hemisphere, SCP-XXXX is incapable of being contained. SCP-XXXX is to be tracked throughout the entirety of the event, administering Class-A amnestics to any witnesses of SCP-XXXX.
Foundation web-crawlers are to specifically target social media users within the Central Time Zone area of the United States during the second week of June. Online media displaying SCP-XXXX is to be DDoSed from view and removed from the web. Individuals who viewed the media, as well as the owner of the account, are to be tracked and adminstered Class-B amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a metal fountain statue representing an adolescent woman. The metal umbrella attached to SCP-XXXX constantly produces water from the top from an unknown origin. SCP-XXXX is capable of locomotion despite lacking in necessary muscles. SCP-XXXX is highly sociable and will often interact with nearby subjects. Due to its inability to produce speech, nearby subjects will often flee from SCP-XXXX upon its approach.
On the second week of every June within the western hemisphere, SCP-XXXX will become active. SCP-XXXX will become sentient, often inspecting its surroundings upon the first several movements. Standard behavior is for SCP-XXXX to calmly investigate its cell before eventually teleporting to a location outside Site-42. During this time, SCP-XXXX will inevitably progress towards living members of the "Goodwin" family in Gunther, TX. SCP-XXXX is known for walking toward its destination, only teleporting when in a state of danger.
Upon reaching its destination, SCP-XXXX will investigate the area. SCP-XXXX will approach the Goodwin family member, often resulting in the civilian alerting nearby authorities. SCP-XXXX will usually display signs of defeatism before eventually moving on.
Discovery/Sightings Log: On June 5th of 2010, SCP-XXXX was discovered upon local police reports among the states of Tennessee, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas. Eye-witness accounts of a 'man harassing civilians with an umbrella' were all documented with photographic proof. Foundation field agents tracked down SCP-XXXX, nearly containing the entity before teleporting to a remote location.
MTF Eta-13 (Greasers) was formed and dispatched for the purposes of tracking and containing SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was tracked for the remainder of the SCP-XXXX event before finally becoming inanimate at the bottom of a wishing well nearly 3 kilometers in distance from the residence of now deceased Stephanie Goodwin. Below is a transcription of events documented during the tracking.
| DATE |
LOCATION |
NOTES |
| July 6th, 2010 |
Nashville, TN. |
The first addressed public sighting of SCP-XXXX. Civilians photographed SCP-XXXX and posted pictures and videos of the entity to various social networking websites. SCP-XXXX was followed by Foundation field agents, following the entity to a secluded area of Nashville. Agent Westrin apprehended SCP-XXXX before teleporting. |
| June 8th, 2010 |
Camden, AR |
SCP-XXXX was found going door to door in the Apollo neighborhood. Residents alerted local authorities before undercover Foundation field agents posing as police officers intercepted the calls. SCP-XXXX was soon found in the living room of the Hughes residence. SCP-XXXX attempted to shield May Hughes before becoming restrained by agent Westrin. Despite this, SCP-XXXX broke free from Westrin's restraint and attacked Westrin with its metal umbrella. SCP-XXXX made physical contact with agent Westrin's head, knocking him unconcious. SCP-XXXX expressed shock at the scene before quickly teleporting away. The Hughes family members were all administered Class-B amnestics. |
| June 12th, 2010 |
Gunther, TX. |
SCP-XXXX was located at a ranch known to have belonged to the Goodwin family for decades. The only residents of the ranch are Mary Goodwin (Mother) and Priscilla Goodwin (Daughter). SCP-XXXX ran to the porch of the house and knocked on the door. The two Goodwin residents spotted SCP-XXXX standing at their window and immediately called 911. SCP-XXXX began ringing the doorbell repeatedly while simultaneously knocking the door. SCP-XXXX soon after fell to the concrete of the porch, flailing its head back in forth before regaining its composure. SCP-XXXX jumped through the window with Mary screaming soon after. Priscilla grabbed a shotgun rifle and began firing at SCP-XXXX. Interestingly, SCP-XXXX fell to the ground as if it were in pain. SCP-XXXX quickly after teleported away, later being found inside the well of the ranch. SCP-XXXX was recovered on this date. |
| July 3rd, 2011 |
meh |
i'll get to this later |
Recovered photo inside the abandoned Goodwin residence.
Addendum XXXX.1:
Image attribution: Plum
Family Photo
Cell Format:
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
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An instance of SCP-XXXX prior to containment.
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX without a host are to be hanged in a standard containment locker located at Site-19. Instances of SCP-XXXX joined to a host are to be kept in a low-risk humanoid containment cell at Site-19 for up to six months in an effort to lure SCP-XXXX off of its host. Formerly effected hosts released from SCP-XXXX are to be interviewed and administered Class-B amnestics before being released back into society.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a species of parasitic business suits created by Avelar Professional Products Incorporated. SCP-XXXX comes in two separate appearances, each being fit for both male and female sexes. Each version of SCP-XXXX come in six separate articles of clothing that are capable of conjoined locomotion. SCP-XXXX has shown that it is capable of changing the length of its cloth to fit its current target.
When without a host, SCP-XXXX will often pick out a target designed for its particular sex. SCP-XXXX will stalk the subject for up to a period of five weeks before eventually choosing a different target should the target not don SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX will find methods to discreetly come to the attention of its target by choosing locations the target would find SCP-XXXX.
Should a subject ultimately put SCP-XXXX on, SCP-XXXX will gain control over the muscular system of the subject while the subject continues to retain their sapience. SCP-XXXX will begin using its host as a means of applying for numerous white-collar business jobs. In the event the host of SCP-XXXX is employed in the workforce, SCP-XXXX will remain attached to its host until expiration. In the event the host of SCP-XXXX fails to be employed in a white-collar job, SCP-XXXX will eventually force itself off of the host and search for a new target.
SCP-XXXX is seemingly capable of affecting the thoughts of its host, causing the host to remain under the impression that they are completely in control of their actions. Subjects wearing SCP-XXXX will speak in a monotone voice, often expressing interest in nothing but work. Subjects will often retain their basic interests and hobbies, yet will refuse to pursue them any longer.
Addendum XXXX.1: Interview Log
Interview Log XXXX.1
Interviewer: Dr. Oswald Grimmer
Interviewed: Henry Cole, host of an instance of SCP-XXXX. First host of SCP-XXXX recovered.
Foreword: The SCP-XXXX host was selected due to being the most cooperative of the recovered hosts. Dr. Grimmer hoped to learn more about the mind-effecting capabilities of the anomaly.
<BEGIN LOG>
Dr. Grimmer: Good evening Henry, my name is Dr. Grimmer. How are you feeling?
Cole: Unproductive. My boss needed me on my shift today.
Dr. Grimmer: My deepest condolences. I promise to help you get back to work as soon as possible, I only need to know a few details about yourself first.
Cole: From what I understand, you are of a scientific background. Not a good line of work for this economy.
Dr. Grimmer: Not entirely correct, but I enjoy my line of work immensely.
Cole: I went to business school, you know. Business is the key to success in this society.
Dr. Grimmer: We performed a background check on you not that long ago, Mr. Cole. It says here that you have an associates degree in art.
Cole: Art is a hopeless market. I would be living in the streets if I were an artist.
Dr. Grimmer: It isn't any of my concern, but art is your passion, is it not? We found several posts from your social media accounts of digital art you've created; you have a passion for it.
Cole: No. The pursuit of one's dreams are foolish, I'm ultimately much happier now than I would have ever been doing art. This is the best path to take.
Dr. Grimmer: Wait, you just admitted that art was your dream, did you not?
Cole: I…
(Cole is silent for a moment.)
Dr. Grimmer: Are you feeling okay sir?
Cole: I'm perfectly fine. Please, continue.
Dr. Grimmer: You're crying.
Cole: No, I'm not. Please, I'm asking you to continue.
(Tears and mucus are silently flowing down Cole's cheeks.)
Dr. Grimmer: I think we should continue this as at a later time.
Cole: Alright, I must thank you for my time here. I would like to be back to work at the earliest possible convenience if that is alright by you.
<END LOG>
Incident XXXX.2: On 6/16/2018, an SCP-XXXX instance was discovered to have achieved the role of CEO within a business conglomerate. The name of this individual was "Matthew Vickers", designated PoI-531. Vickers was under the influence of an instance of SCP-XXXX for what was estimated to be around four months upon gaining the chair of CEO. Foundation field agents Westrin and Everwood infiltrated an exclusive business seminar under the guise of small business owners in an attempt to recover the uncontained SCP-XXXX instance.
Incident XXXX.2 Log
Date: 6/16/2018
Team Members: Agents Drew Westrin and Nicolas Everwood
[BEGIN LOG]
PoI-531 stands at the front of the room, wearing an instance of SCP-XXXX. The SCP-XXXX is of a unique colour, being burgundy instead of the common black stitching of SCP-XXXX instances.
PoI-531: So, does anyone have any questions?
Agent Westrin raises his hand.
PoI-531: You, the man in the khakis.
Westrin: Yes, Mr. Vickers. How you feel is the proper way to treat your employees?
PoI-531: That's a good question. Let's see, where to start. Oh, I know. You should pay your employees a fair, but low, wage. You should provide your employees with a moderately respectable working environment. You should also reward good behavior, such as reporting when other employees are going against your rules. Keep in mind that, like the rest of what I've said tonight, these examples are merely suggested. They aren't the final authority on how to run your business.
Westrin: So we don't have to follow your suggestions at all?
PoI-531: If you want your business to grow into a household name, I suggest you heed them.
Everwood: Mr. Vickers?
PoI-531: Yes?
Everwood: What are your feelings on giving employees ample time to follow their own desires?
PoI-531 is silent for several seconds.
PoI-531: In my experience, following one's dreams regularly leads to the reverse of success. I went to an art school in my early twenties. Truly a foolish decision of mine. In this economy, business is the key to success.
PoI-531 looks down at their watch.
PoI-531: Ah, I see I've gone over time. If anyone has any more questions, I'll be in the main lobby handing out pamphlets. I hope you all have a good rest of your day.
PoI-531 exits through a door located behind the podium. Agents Westrin and Everwood follow, finding themselves in a staff hallway. They sight PoI-531 down the hallway, who then flees. The agents are halted by several persons in suits, presumed to be security. The security forces restrain the Agents, and escort them from the premises. The operation is deemed a failure.
[END LOG]
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