how we got our jobs By Odysseys_cuz_y_not

A light was flickering in the corner of the room. It was a standing light. All black in color. There were of course other lights in the room. A small table lamp on the Dr. Jack Brights desk, and a grouping of fluorescent lights on the ceiling giving off a quiet, almost unnoticeable, humming sound.

There sitting behind the desk was the immortal goofball himself, Dr. Bright. Directly in front of him were the newest personnel at site-19, Odyssey and Etsya Nott. they were twins. Fraternal twins, but twins nonetheless. They were both italian though they had lived in America for more than half their lives.

Odyssey was a 23 year old man, with curly blonde hair (thow it was cut too short on the sides and back to notice), had hazel eyes, was 2 meters tall exactly, and was extremely slim. With a weight of only 70 kg. And had slightly tanned skin. He was wearing a dark blue shirt and light blue jeans.
Etsya was also 23 years old. She had blood red hair, and minecraft emerald green eyes. She was pailer than her brother, and slightly shorter than him too, standing at only 5’10 and 69 kg. Though she was smaller than Odyssey, she had a slightly higher IQ than he did. 189 to his 184. She was wearing blue lipstick as she usually did, but today was her first day at the foundation as an official employee, so she was wearing a nicer brand. She was wearing a long red shirt, and a black skirt over a pair of black stockings.
Jack, who was fucking with them by siting there not saying a word, but insted just staring at them with his arms crossed, was currently in the body of a woman with short black hair, and a nose ring(which he know broke the dress code). He’s new body couldn't be more than 25 and looked very emo. Which confused the two siblings as to how he got it. Regardless, they know why he chose it. He chose it for the girl for her impressive rack. The body was rocking some E cups, or something very close. And resting on them, sitting around his neck, was SCP-963.

DAMN THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE Etsya thought to herself. I cant believe a man is making me feel self conscious about wearing a D cup.

“ Do you two know why you're here?” Jack asked them.
“ No” Odyssey jerked as he looked up at the Madman.
“Why are we here?” Etsya asked.
“One second” Odyssey said as he stroud up and started walking to the flickering light, that was about 3 meters away from the desk he was sitting at. Once he had gotten to the standing light, he gave it a good wack. The light went out for a brief second then turned back on without flickering.
“Now…what were we talking about?”
“ Why you’re here.” Bright chuckled “And did you know there's a name for hitting something until it works. It’s called percussion maintenance.”
“That's interesting and all…but why are we here?”
”He’s chuckling? So that hole sting with your arms crossed was just to fuck with us? Odyssey though. ”What else could I expect from a man with almost 300 thing he’s not allowed to do? Or was he just crossing his arm to show off his tits?”

“I called you down here” Bright began. “To ask you some questions.”
“Like what?” Etsya replied.
“Like what are you doing at the foundation?”
They both look at each other than at him
“What do you mean?” Odyssey asked
“It’s a very simple question” Bright said simply, “what are you doing at the Foundation?”
“Like what do we do or…?” Said Etsya
“No.” Jack snapped. “What are you doing here? Why do you feel the need to be at the Foundation? Why are you good enuff for us? This is what I want to know. What are you doing here.”
”Is he still fucking with us?” Etsya thought. “Well” she started, “nothing I suppose. Shor we’re anomalies, but I guess that's not that special to you.”
Jack looked at them for 23 seconds then spoke, “So you’re anomalies? What are your traits?”
“Well I’m a type red.” Odyssey began, “That's what the GOC calls us right? Or is that a type blue? I heal fast. I can heal from a cut in thirty seconds, from a broken bone in about an hour, and from losing a limb in about a day.”
“A regenerator.” Jack corrected him. “Here at the foundation we call them regenerators.”
“right , sorry.” Odyssey said
“I can walk through walls. Do i need to explain further?” Etsya asked
“Yes pleas.” Jake said.
“Well i can pass through solid matter at will. Like walls, floors, and…well… just about anything really.”
“Very interesting.” Jack snickered. “Now why are you at the Foundation specifically and not say the GOC or UIU?”
The twins looked at each other and then back at Bright. “There are two main reasons why we’re working for the Foundation specifically.” Etsya started, “for one we got asked to work for them. They came to us and we worked for them.”
“How did the Foundation fine you?” Jack asked
“They came to us after we graduated college-” started Odyssey.
“Right college” Jack started, “what are you two have you doctorate in exactly?”
“I’m a doctor in engineering, and she’s a doctor in mathematics. We both finished in three years.” said Odyssey.
“Three years.” Jack repeated “that's very impressive” as if they didn't already know that. “So what i said earlier about the GOC and UIU.”
“Right,” Odyssey said, “we didn't leave the foundation to go to the GOC because they don't treat the anomalies with any respect. At least the Foundation studies and occasionally uses them, the GOC just disastrous and kills anomalies and probably would have just killed us.”
“And we didn't join the UIU” Etsya started “because they couldn't do their job with three times the Foundations budget. Their a joke”
“Good, good” Jack said “now that that's out of th-”
“There is one more reason” Odyssey interrupted “we’re really here because of the wall.”
“The..wall?” Jack asked more than a little contused.
“OH YA!” Etsya exclaimed “The wall of stars!”
“Oh god.” Jack chuckled to himself “you two sound like Cimmerian right now.”
“Well I’m sorry that it's touching.” Etsya cried
“Ya is sweet.” Odyssey diffended. “A wall that symbolises all that the Foundation strives to be. A wall covered in stars with no names, no dates, no markings of any kind. Site-88’s wall of stars to represent all the personnel that they've lost. Just a nameless faceless symbol that laid down its life to save the world. It's symbolic of the Foundation itself.”
“It's beautiful.” Etsya finished for him.
“And that's it.” Jack said after 20 seconds of pure silence outside of the fluorescent lights on the selling humming. “That's why you want to keep working for the Foundation. Because of the wall of stars?”
“YES!” they both say simultaneously.
“Well then” Jack said now standing meeting their gaze. “You have sold me”
Jack hit a button on the intercom sitting just to the left of him on the desk and spoke into it “Send them in pleas. Thank you darling.”

Not thirty seconds later Dr. Sophia Light and Dr. Jeremih Cimmerian walken into the room. A confused look immediately crosses their faces.
“Wait… what did we sell you on exactly?” asked Odyssey.
“On your new jobs!” Jack exclaimed, jumping up and down excitedly.
Cimmerian was staring at Jack's breasts for a moment until he caught himself then asked “What’s with the big titty goth GF body Bright? And who are they” pointing at the twins.
“Oh this old thing i just picked it up yesterday. I've been having lots of fun with it.” Sophia flashed Bright a disgusted look. “And as for these two little mericul children are your newest problems and new heads of containment!”
“WHAT!!!” all four screamed simultaneously.
“Yes siree. You two are now the heads of containment across the whole of the country!
Our last containment speculest just passed of natural causes. Or at that's what it says on his paperwork.” Jack chuckles. “And we needed a new one. You two have the doctorates required for the job and your IQs are very impressive. You should be fine.”
“But what do you mean they’re our problem now?” Cimmerian dimmanded.
“Well” Jack started chuckling. “We can’t have some noobs running the whole of the foundations containment unsupervised. So I put them under your supervision. So technically anything they do is your fault, so make sure they don't cause an XK or its all four of your asses.”

All four doctors in the room had a mix of shock and disgust on their faces.
“So…we’re… the heads of containment?” Odyssey asked
“That is corecked, yes!” Jack says while taking and opening a bottle of champagne form under his desk. He pours the bubbly in a glass, holds up the bottle while looking into the four doctors eyes and asks “you guys want any?”
“I think I'm going to be sick!” Etsya stays and leaves the room.
“Is this for real?” Light askes Bright.
“Yup this is one hundred percent legit, and one hundred percent finell. That will teach you to give me that lovey dovey bull shit with all that ‘wall of stars’ bull shit.”
“So what now?” Odyssey says his face now completely white.
“Well” Jack began “now we get your dossie finalized. You'll be level 4s so you can see level 5 documents, I know it's a stuped system, but that's record time. You’ve been working here for a week and you’re already abul to see top secret documents. Now go join you sister in throwing up, you look like a ghost.”

Odyssey, who had been so shocked he didn't even realize Etsya had left, got up and walked out of the room to confront his sister, and probably go get some really strong SCP-420-J to relieve the stress.

“So are we going to talk about this at all?” Sophia asked
“About what?” Jack asked.
“ABOUT THE NEW HEADS OF CONTAINMENT DAMIT!!!” Sophia shouted.
“Ya” Cimmerian added “Are they really our problem or what?!”
“Not even that!” Sophia corrected him. “Are you shor that those two are ready for this? I mean they’re just kids they're not even 25! Not to mention you saw them, they are not happy about this!
“And wasn't Dr. Miller supposed to be the new head of containment?” Cimmerian asked.
“Yes” Jack replied “yes yes. I know all of this. But I have plans for those two.”
“Plans?” they both asked simultaneously.
“Yes. There are methods to my madness. There are methods. And this is one of them. I believe they can be something great. Just wait till you see what I do to them nexed. Right now they’re a ball of carbon, and I’m going to crush them with pressure until they become diamonds! Just like the O5s did to us. You two, me, Gears, Clef, Mann, Rights, Kondraki, need I go on!”
“I think you forgot what happened to all of us.” Cimmiran started. “Clef has serious mental issues. I know we all joke about it but it's no laughing matter. Gears is Gears, you’re immortal and insane, Mann is going crazy, Rights, iceberg, and Kondraki are… gone. Need I go on?”
“We all failed. You two turned out fine, you two passed. And I believe they can too. Like I said, I have plans for them. So many plans. So many. And so much to be done and such little time to do them in. I believe they can be great! Will you two help me mold them? Please.”
The two doctors looked at each other then back at Bright.
“Fine I’ll help you.” Light said, looking into Bright's eyes.
“ I guess I will too.” Cimmerian said looking at his shoes.
“Thank you.” Jack said as he turned around to face his office window.
“Now… let us begin.”