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SCP 1

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

+ Initial Containment Procedures

SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard humanoid containment cell that is at least 250m away from any other anomalous item¹. It is to be guarded by at least two security personnel who have no anomalous properties.

Personnel are to avoid verbally communicating near SCP-XXXX. If SCP-XXXX responds to any verbal communication, the head researcher of SCP-XXXX is to be notified using a wireless buzzer. All vocalizations from SCP-XXXX are to be recorded for study.

On a biweekly basis, SCP-XXXX is to go through an Ethics Reconstruction Program and is to be subjected to moral-rewriting memes.

+ Current Containment Procedures (see "Incident Report dddd")

SCP-XXXX is to be kept in an Atlas-class² containment cell at least 500m away from any personnel or items that have anomalous abilities³. SCP-XXXX is to be overseen by at least three personnel who have no anomalous properties.

Personnel are to avoid verbally communicating near SCP-XXXX. If SCP-XXXX makes any form of verbal speech, the head researcher of SCP-XXXX is to be notified using a wireless buzzer and personnel are to vacate the containment cell until microphones confirm that SCP-XXXX has ceased vocalizations. All vocalizations from SCP-XXXX must be recorded and screened for memetic hazards before being studied.

If SCP-XXXX breaches containment, the site-director is to be notified and all on-site anomalous exercises are to be suspended immediately⁴. All doorways and high-traffic areas are to be cleared and a security team armed with non-lethal firearms are to follow SCP-XXXX. Upon encountering SCP-XXXX-2, the security team is to quickly incapacitate them before SCP-XXXX can reach them. SCP-XXXX-2 are to be taken to a separate site for interrogation and SCP-XXXX is to be recontained in a spare Atlas-class containment cell while the original undergoes repairs.

Description:

+ Physical Properties

SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity measuring at 190cm tall and 150kg has an inconsistent mass (see "Experiment dddd") covered entirely in a black segmented overlapping plate armor. There are no openings or ways to remove this plate armor and all forms of subsurface scanning have failed to penetrate the surface regardless of location on SCP-XXXX. Despite this, SCP-XXXX is capable of sensing the environment similarly to a human. This armor cannot be damaged or distorted by any means, both naturally and anomalously (see "GOC logs dddd").

+ Vocal Properties (see "Interview logs dddd")

SCP-XXXX does not speak or communicate in any way unless in the form of responses to others.

When verbal communication occurs near SCP-XXXX and is not directed towards it, SCP-XXXX will respond. Its responses are in the same language and are mostly philosophical in nature but a few responses expose knowledge pertaining to locations or events in the anomalous world. This implies that either SCP-XXXX has had access to a source of knowledge, such as the Wanderer's Library, or SCP-XXXX has experienced those events first-hand, giving it an age of at least 7,000 years. Some of this knowledge is memetically hazardous and extreme caution must be taken when any verbal communication takes place near SCP-XXXX.

When verbal communications are directed at SCP-XXXX by a sapient individual (designated SCP-XXXX-1), SCP-XXXX will respond in the same language. SCP-XXXX can hear SCP-XXXX-1 at all times regardless of distance or spatial barriers⁵. SCP-XXXX does not respond to anyone else aside from SCP-XXXX-1, inferring that only a single SCP-XXXX-1 can exist at a time. SCP-XXXX will converse with SCP-XXXX-1, answer SCP-XXXX-1's questions, and comply with any orders from SCP-XXXX-1 that pertain to unobstructed relocation via walking⁶. An individual ceases being SCP-XXXX-1 after verbalizing that it will no longer converse, ask questions, give orders to SCP-XXXX, after not directing vocalizations towards SCP-XXXX for 3 minutes, or after an SCP-XXXX-2 instance appears.

+ Destruction Properties (see "Incident Logs dddd")

SCP-XXXX's strength and mass increase proportionally to how much stress its body is under⁷ with no known limit. This increase occurs immediately and lasts for around 15 minutes. SCP-XXXX only uses this increased strength when heading towards and destroying SCP-XXXX-2.

When any personnel or item cause an anomalous effect within 200m of SCP-XXXX (designated SCP-XXXX-2), SCP-XXXX will enter a "destruction" state and will accelerate towards SCP-XXXX-2's location, gaining speed and taking the straightest path⁸ with the least number of obstacles⁹. If SCP-XXXX is unable to take an unobstructed straight path to SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX will proceed to beeline towards SCP-XXXX-2 and destroy any obstacle in its path until it reaches an unobstructed straight path to SCP-XXXX-2. While obstacles may delay SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX's prior running and current attempts at destroying the obstacle will increase its strength, leading to the obstacle's inevitable destruction. Upon reaching SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX will destroy SCP-XXXX-2 with its bare hands using its accumulated strength and mass. SCP-XXXX's "destruction" state will only end if either SCP-XXXX-2 is damaged to the point that it loses its anomalous ability or, if SCP-XXXX-2 is an individual, it is knocked unconscious¹⁰.

SCP-XXXX was discovered by the Global Occult Coalition in Yellowstone National Park.

Addendum:

Logs needed:

• () SCP acquisition from the GOC (including GOC discovery and destruction attempts)
• () Interview logs
• () List of eldritch knowledge from SCP-XXXX
• () Experiment/Incident logs highlighting SCP-XXXX's destruction of thaumaturgic and reality-bending things.

+ GOC Discovery Log

+ GOC Destruction Log

+ SCP Test logs

+ SCP-XXXX notable quotes

+ SCP interview logs

+ SCP incident logs

Footnotes

1. Does not include Scranton Reality Anchors or personnel.

2. A 3m diameter hollow spherical, magnetically suspended, computer-operated, rapid random re-orientating containment cell. Designed to be difficult for immortal humanoid SCPs with high physical ability from gaining the footing needed to apply enough physical force to breach containment. Nicknamed "The Washing Machine". Atlas-class containment chambers are housed within a secondary 10m X 10m X 10m cell where personnel and equipment are present.

3. This includes Scranton Reality Anchors.

4. Unsuspendable thaumaturgic rituals are forbidden on-site.

5. Tests have shown that SCP-XXXX-1 instances can not be in different dimensions.

6. SCP-XXXX appears to have an internal map of its current location as it has been observed to easily make its way through locations it has never seen before, including mazes, and does not move when the path is nonanomalously obstructed regardless of the obstacle's visibility. Anomalous obstacles are either destroyed or are interacted with as though there is no anomaly.

7. Tests have shown that this includes atmospheric pressure, gravitational forces, and bursts of force, such as bullets.

8. A "straightest path" is any path to SCP-XXXX-2 where SCP-XXXX is traveling at no greater than a 90° angle

9. Anomalous obstacles are forbidden as it would create more SCP-XXXX-2 instances and will extend SCP-XXXX's "destruction" state.
The goal is to minimize collateral damage.

10. SCP-XXXX appears to try to inflict the most painful wounds possible without letting SCP-XXXX-2 fall unconscious, only killing SCP-XXXX-2 upon noticing that SCP-XXXX-2 is about to fall unconscious.

SCP 2

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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Poem 1

SCP-3000 inspired poem

The mind dissolves into the sea,
The lost forget who they may be.
Darkness both outside and within,
Even the wicked lose their sin.
An empty body lacking zeal,
Is all that remains before the eel.

Inspired by SCP-3000