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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5950 is held in Site-95's Storage Room Delta-07, under light containment.
Description: SCP-5950 is a bow and arrow manufactured by GoI-1912 ("Girl Scouts"). Projectiles fired from the elastic of SCP-5950 (designated SCP-5950-1) will change course in order to hit the user's intended target. SCP-5950-1 have shown to have an 85% accuracy rate of striking its intended target. This effect is based on the user's intended target, not the target closest to the projectile. Projectiles from SCP-5950 have been recorded to fly up to 75 meters away from the firing point.
Discovery: The bow was confiscated during a raid on GoI-1912. While PoI-1912 managed to evade capture, multiple objects were recovered from the raid.
Addendum-SCP-5950.1: SCP-5950 on observation post-operation had a note attached:
Hey Cadette!
You have been recently been upgraded to the status of Cadette! You know what this means?!
You get to practice Archery! Isn't that great?!
Anywho, we here at the Girl Scouts specially manufactured this bow for YOU, the user!
It's hand carved from our own home grown oak, strung and then dazzled with a little flair to make it all that much better!
Good luck, Cadette!
Remember, the Girl Scouts are your home! [Memetic Agent removed]
Addendum-SCP-5950.2: On 03/20/19 Site Director Klaid Chandler reported some emails he received. A log of them is attached below:
From Carla@GirlScouts
Recipient(s) KChandler32@SCiPNet
Hey bestie!
First off: not cool. What you pulled, is unexcusable. You also decided to steal one of our products? Ughhh. You are getting frustrating. I thought we were growing to be best pals! However I'd love to reiterate: You aren't getting her.
Love,
Your bestest friend, Carla!~
Addendum-SCP-5950.3: On 03/24/19, seemingly due to unrelated recreational tests, SCP-5950 grew four appendages from the bottom. It then used the appendages to gain locomotion, which let it breach containment and escape the storage room. A security team dispatched to recapture it was fired at by SCP-5950. It used 2 of the appendages to put arrows on the string, and fire them. Recapturing of SCP-5950 was deemed a failure when Security Team had to terminate it. Following termination classification was changed from safe to neutralized, death tolls were measured to be 13 on-site security. On-site cameras caught the entire incident on tape, which has been attached below:
(4:43 PM) SCP-5950 begins to grow the appendages fore-mentioned.
(4:50 PM) SCP-5950 has finished growing the first two appendages and gains locomotion.
(4:54 PM) It begins to ram into a door, unsuccessfully, the other two appendages continue to grow.
(4:58 PM) The final of the appendages finish growing from SCP-5950. It uses the two new appendages to twist the door knob, and free itself from containment.
(5:02 PM) On-Site security is notified of a breach when Storage Room Delta-07's sensors revealed SCP-5950 was missing.
(5:04 PM) SCP-5950 continues to attempt to escape the facility by reaching Gate-B.
(5:12 PM) Security corners it in Gate-B. SCP-5950 upon realizations, begins hostility.
(5:14 PM) SCP-5950 begins to fire projectiles at Security, all projectiles showing the properties mentioned.
(5:17 PM) Multiple projectiles have injured several security staff.
(5:23 PM) A security member now begins to neutralize SCP-5950 via gunfire.
(5:27 PM) Site Director Klaid Chandler was notified about SCP-5950's neutralization. It has now been reclassified as such.
An email was later received by Site Director Chandler:
From Carla@GirlScouts
Recipient(s) KChandler32@SCiPNet
I just got a notification from our anti-piracy program, did you try to recreate OUR bow? Seriously. I'm offended. Why the hell would you try to recreate our stuff? Bad enough you stole, but you also tried to manufacture your own. What the f*** frick(autocensor.clara.protocol). You can't… You can't just do that! I thought you were better than this. I hate you. I hope you choke.
Thief…
- Carla.
From Carla@GirlScouts
Recipient(s) KChandler32@SCiPNet
Hey best friend!
I may have had a little bit of an error, but I'm okay now! I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm better-okay. better better better (stack error) I'm sorry. You frustrated me, and I had a lapse in judgement. I hope this serves as an apology, and we can still be best friends (even if you are a thief, and a copycat). and this doesn't set us apart! I will be better now.
FUCKING THIEF! Good wishes!
Carla!~'
From Carla@GirlScouts
Recipient(s) KChandler32@SCiPNet
Hey Friend.When I first reached out, about a week ago I wanted to end you., I was just doing it to taunt you… I thought that would have been it, but y'know I've been thinking, and I've realized; we are gonna be in touch for a while, so why not try to make this pleasant. Y'know? I'd like to consider this relationship (if you can even call it that) a friendship. I hope you realize we as Girl Scouts do have a code, and as I said, are only doing it for the kids. I haven't known you long, but I'd love to quell the hatred. Anywho, all this thinking IT FUCKING HURTS! has just…. Led me here. Your intentions… They aren't easy to understand, even if I know what they are. I just cant understand why. I'm trying to be a worse better person, but to get better I just have to understand. I can't can't can't can't I just… I just don't get it. It's really eating me up. You've tried to get me before, but I don't really believe I'm a threat to you. Please. Just let me know. Why… Why not leave us alone? We could be great friends… Even besties? What I'm trying to say is, I wish I could understand you. I'd love to get to know you… That's what I'm trying to say, I guess… I… I love you.
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errorY-ur be-t frien-, C-rla-~
From Carla@GirlScouts
Recipient(s) KChandler32@SCiPNet
I can't stand you. You little bitch. I fucking hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Why won't you stop?! I asked… I hate you. I can't stop hating you. I don't know what's wrong. Hey best friend! How are you? It's been a while… My head - sorry my electronics hurt. I want to rip out your spine! And I haven't been feeling like myself. I know you still don't like us, you don't like the Girl Scouts and that's why you need to fucking die. that's fine. But I'm truly trying to understand you… With all the power my systems let me. Y'know we do this for the kids right? And so I can fucking end you. I operate under a kid friendly messaging system My ass., it doesn't even allow me to curse oh fuck off.! Your attempts to stop us, while they all have failed, you keep trying. That's what I loved about Juliette the old bitch needs to die. Persistence. She kept building up, even after the empire fell. New tactics, new bows, new equipment, world ending shit, seriously watch out dickbag., she even made me! She has quite the personality. Too bad you won't really ever get to meet her. I'm sure you'd hate love her. Any-who, I'm actually sorry for what came over me. I hate you. I will be your fucking end. I don't know about it, but my reboot is soon. I hope I will be better. For you…
Die. Love,
Your worst fucking enemy, Carla!~
