I Like Cheese

Item #: SPS-001

Name: Sergey

Object Class: Gopnik

Special Feeding Procedures: Sergey must constantly be fed 100% absolut voda in an interval of 10 minutes every day, failing to do so will result in a slav breach which could cause a Gopnik-Klass End of Capitalism event.

Description: Sergey is a 5.8 feet tall 24 year old (currently) gopnik which is always wearing a black adidas tracksuit that is addicted to absolut vodka and really likes to hang out with other gopniks. He is very jokey and acts like he's drunk like literally every second of the year. The Capitalist foundation is actively trying a method to detox Sergey from vodka without ending the world.

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