I'm Not Here To F**k Spiders!

Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP XXXX is to be kept in a 15 by 15 meter enclosure covered in sand and some small flora including ferns and grass. It must be kept at least 50 meters from any personal with an aborigine background.

Description: SCP XXXX is a colony of Atrax Robustus otherwise known as the Sydney Funnel-web Spider. The colony has an above average size rate at 5-10CM which is twice the normal size. When a member of SCP XXXX is approached it will speak in a strong Australian accent, they are usually friendly and will greet personnel by saying “g’day mate” but occasionally if they are startled or threated they will bite which can be lethal if left untreated, when questioned the spiders refer to the people they bite as “wankers”. But if a person of aborigine background comes within 50 meters of anyone of the spiders they will try to escape in order to bite them
During questioning about their nature the spiders told researchers that they were once a group of Australians living in a town near an old aborigine settlement and when they were excavating a new well they came across a figure of the aborigine spider god Baraiya. When the figure was touched it transformed the entire towns population into spiders. when this was done a majority of the population died out due to dehydration, starvation, and heat stroke because of this the remaining population built tunnels to avoid the sun

Recovery: SCP XXXX was recovered in Western Australia in the town of Rowe on 4/5/2019. They were reported by nearby residents of a nearby town. They reported a colony of spiders in place of what was a somewhat large group of people.12