"I ordered the Fingers" by Felix Exodus

Item #: SCP-XXXX “Waiter I ordered The Fingers”.
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Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx Is not to be tested on or used by any D-Class personnel Only level 3 staff is to access SCP-xxxx at anytime with approval from the ethics committee. Due to SCP-xxxx’s ability to relocate itself 3 cycling d-class are to be starved and placed in the chamber under restraints to keep the SCP-xxx from removing itself from the cell it is not to be contained in any space less than 5m x 5m with 2 guards level three or above and knowledge of how SCP-xxxx works
Description: SCP-xxx was recovered when reports of people ordering unusual items at a restaurant in Illinois reached SCP foundation awareness, Containment team-953 was able to successfully relocate SCP-xxxx to site-26 but remained to have trouble containing until the discovery of its relocation properties. the cover up story is currently a drug bust. SCP-xxx is a menu from ███████████ Restaurant in █████████ upstate Illinois with the measured dimensions of 7.5 inches by 5.5 inches. SCP-xxxx has of now an endlessly changing menu as of the moment nothing has appeared on the menu more than once, this is still under ongoing testing. SCP-xxxx has the previously mentioned ability to relocate itself, after the current user is no longer considered "hungry" SCP-xxx appears to relocate to the nearest person who is hungry.

Once an Item on SCP-xxxx is thought about consciously or spoken about aloud while holding SCP_XXXX a door of indeterminable composition (see addendum-02) will form in the wall or from ground in front of the User. a humanoid designated SCP-xxxx-A will appear from the door carrying a tray with the requested item on it. all times SCP-xxxx was used the features of SCP-xxxx-A will resemble a relative of the person with the Entity often referring to them as their mother, and on occasions father, it is suspected that the SCP-XXXX-a will always resemble the dominant caregiver of the user during their childhood. SCP xxxx is as of now only been able to manifest food items that can be considered “edible” and can only manifest the item if it currently exists in any form.

Addendum 001:

Test Long:
Test 001:Scientist orders gold bars
Result:SCP XXXX-a fails to manifest

Test 002: scientist orders platinum
Result: SCP XXXX-a fails to manifest

Test:005: Scientist orders a diamond ring
Result: SCP xxxx-a Fails to manifest

Test 020: Scientist orders Homo sapiens flesh
Result: SCP xxxx-manifests and the item is presented

Test 030: 3 different evolutions of human flesh were ordered all of which were extinct
result: SCP-xxxx failed to manifest all times except for ████ █████

Test 034: Scientist orders flesh of SCP-682
Result: SCP-xxxx manifests and presents item, and containment breach of SCP-682, followed by ███████████ and ███████████

Testing is temporarily ceased 7-9-2018

Testing Resumed 11-9-2018

Addendum 002:

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FILE CORRUPTED

Addendum 003

Test:
After manifestation the ground on which SCP-xxxx-Door was destroyed by C4 explosives
Result: SCP-xxxx-A ████ ██████ ██ ████████████ then preceded to take its own life, before Scientists could get proper samples the body degraded.

Testing redacted due to containment breach

SCP-xxxx Reclass request to Keter denied
-Docter-███

SCP-xxxx is reclassified Eculid
Approved by Site-26 Command

Testing ceased