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Object: SCP-$%@%^
Object class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: None
Description: SCP-$%@%^ is a male humanoid entity that is capable of teleportation, superhuman speed, telepathy, telekinesis, phasing, mind control, prediction, flying and cannot be injured, SCP-$%@%^ has no exact SCP number as he "would rather keep it that way so no one knows which one" he is. In the case of a dangerous SCP breakout, SCP-$%@%^ will always be there to see which SCP has broken out, If the SCP is a Keter object class or a very high threat Euclid class, SCP-$%@%^ will help out in trying to recapture and contain the SCP, so far, the SCP's that SCP-$%@%^ have recaptured and contained are SCP-682, SCP-079, SCP-035, SCP-049, SCP-106 and SCP-096. SCP-$%@%^ ,like SCP-999, is allowed to wander around the facility and/or facilities due to his teleportation power, however, unlike SCP-999, SCP-$%@%^ does not have a set bedtime as when we tried to give him a set bedtime he said, "No thank you, please. I've been asleep for 1,000,000 years before your planet was even made, and yet, I am still not tired." SCP-$%@%^ seems to be most fascinated by SCP-079 and SCP-049. (see audio files)
Audio files:
Audio cassette (1)
++Interviewed:++ [SCP-$%@%^]
++Interviewer:++ [Dr. ████]
++<Begin log, 10/8/████
Dr. ████: Good morning SCP-$%@%^
SCP-$%@%^: Hello and please, call me William.
Dr. ████: Is that your real name?
SCP-$%@%^: No, it's my middle name, if I told you my real name i'd teleport myself outta here.
Dr. ████: Okay, why?
SCP-$%@%^: My real name kinda sucks and I hate it.
Dr. ████: Oh okay, well, we have some questions for you.
William: Okay, i'll answer them truthfully, but, if I don't have an answer or I don't want to tell you, I won't answer.
Dr. ████: Okay then, Question 1: Who created you?
William: No one, I came here by myself.
Dr. ████: Question 2: Where did you originate from?
William: Space.
Dr. ████: Can you give better details?
William: No, I came from space, I wasn't born on a planet nor was I in any particular region in space.
Dr. ████: Okay, Question 3: How many SCP's do you know.
William: All of them, and I know everything about them.
Dr. ████: Question 4: Why do you want to talk to SCP-049 and SCP-079.
William: I want to talk to SCP-049 about the pestilence, and I want to talk to SCP-079 so that I can understand it better.
Dr. ████: The pestilence? We asked what the pestilence is to SCP-049 and he couldn't give us any details.
William: The pestilence is Deaths friend, he infects hundreds.
Dr. ████: (Turns to the people behind the window) We'll come back to this later. Question 5: Why do you want to see SCP-999 so badly?
William: 'Cause I created it.
