IA Orientation

Please sit down. Would you please be quiet for a second? Thank you.
Ahem, my name is redacted, but you are now a part of IA. I will now
state my identity. My name is [REDACTED]. Now that we have that
over with, let's talk about this. You might have questions, like how
did you get accepted into IA? That is classified. Even I don't know
why. You might be thinking, what do I get from this? You get this.
Yes, that is a redacted card. You have access to the restricted area
in sector-█. I know, it can be hard to believe that someone like you
gets to become IA. One thing you need to know is, do not talk, you
can only talk if the administrator is speaking to you, no other exceptions.

I'd like this to be simple, ya know, just chat, tell you about IA. But I feel
like I'd get killed. You'd feel the same if you have been IA for two years.
I am the overseer of IA, you may not have known that because, if you are
not in my department, I shouldn't talk to you. I prefer you stand in front
of walls. You may leave, your suit is waiting for you in Sector-3, get there,
now.