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it's an scp that follows dachshund accounts on every social media network because it doesn't give a fuck
oh um format, sorry, this is my first day
Item #: SCP-4716
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: the foundation needs to constantly be creating new social networks and publishing them online. they can last only a month or two - just publish a lot of "twitter clone"s and such. on each account, there must be many accounts that prominently features dachshunds, from the dachshund's point of view, as if the dachshund had adorably sat at a laptop posting a lot of pictures of themselves. do this 300-600 times a month and SCP-4716 won't have the energy necessary to access social networks in civilian populations
Description: SCP-4716 is a memetic etntity that relentesly "follows" all social media accounts posted from the perspective of a dachshund.
Discovery: "DoggoTown" was a startup social network where you p
Expirement Log SCP-4716-000001: we put a proof-of-work problem in front of registration on a social media network that contained several acccounts facetialously proporting to be from the perspective of a dauchund. they demonstrated hash power thousands of orders of magnitude higher than what exists in the universe to make an account and make posts about how it doesn't
we posted a bunch of social networks on the internet. they required very powerful proof-of-work problems in order to register new accounts. SCP-4716 somehow manifested a hash rate several quadrillion times
complication: the person posting the account must authentically love dauchunds an awful lot
- CLASSIFIED LEVEL 4/47 -
Item #: SCP-4716
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: as above, but MTF-🐶4 ("extremely good dogs") may choose to suspend testing while utilizing SCP-4716 for targeted attacks
Description: as above, also may be utilized for foundation cryptographic operations
