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Heckle & Mockery

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

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God's Natural Predator

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

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Black Knight Pinball

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

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What Happened At The Beach House?

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

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The Great Undead Gearhead Collab

IDIOT SUCCUMBS TO NEUROTOXIN WHILE LISTENING TO MACHO MAN CLICK NOW TO SEE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

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Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for a series of anomalous YouTube videos and the phenomenon resulting from viewing them. SCP-XXXX instances manifest on an average of every 7 weeks, and each video ranges from 3 to 4 minutes in length. The videos, when played, have no associated upload channel or URL address, and to date searching for SCP-XXXX instances has yielded no results. The only known method of encountering SCP-XXXX is for an instance to spontaneously appear in the viewer's recommendations tab.

SCP-XXXX instances are typically titled consistently with clickbait videos, usually featuring exaggerated descriptions of the contents of the video. Each video depicts a single individual expiring due to exposure to a hazardous substance, usually an injected poison or toxin, while a song created or performed by American disco group Village People plays in the background. The subjects appearing the videos exhibit signs of distress, and identified subjects have been found to match with either missing persons reports, or victims of SCP-XXXX.

Upon opening a SCP-XXXX video, an as-of-yet unidentified toxic substance immediately begins entering the viewers bloodstream through anomalous means, at a rate ensuring that a fatal dose is reached exactly as the video ends. It is noted that SCP-XXXX instances are unable to be paused, and will continue playing even if no power source is present. Upon the music in the video beginning to play, 4 to 7 instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will manifest in the immediate area, usually hidden from sight or otherwise slightly obstructed.

SCP-XXXX-1 instances are human shrunken heads genetically identical to past or present members of the Village People. SCP-XXXX-1 instances wear a variety of different headpieces, including cowboy hats, police helmets, hard hats and Native-American headdresses. Instances are capable of motion, and upon manifesting will immediately begin to sing along to the song playing in the active SCP-XXXX video in unison. SCP-XXXX-1 instances will continue to vocalize until either being destroyed or coming into contact with the current target of SCP-XXXX's effects.

In order to halt the effects of SCP-XXXX, all active instances of SCP-XXXX-1 must be made to cease vocalizing by either pf the aforementioned means. Upon doing so, the toxin will immediately vanish from the subject's body and the heads will lose all anomalous properties aside from origin.

Soul Angler