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Item#: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures SCP-XXXX is to be kept in any gas chamber in the US Marine Corps base Twentynine Palms. It may participate in field training, but at least 2 SCP personnel, 1 Staff 2 Corporals, a Gunnery Sergeant, and a Captain must keep watch of it at all times. Of those, personnel, the Corporals must man a SMAW anti-tank Rocket launcher. The Gunnery sergeant must carry a M27 IAR loaded with Armor-Piercing MK318 ammunition. The Captain must carry a loaded M9 pistol and a Barrett M82A2 .50 SASR loaded with MK211 API ammo. SCP personnel must carry a high explosive weapon of choice, or an anti tank weapon of their choice. SCP-XXXX is not to encounter any 2nd Lieutenants or it will go into a state of extreme rage. SCP-XXXX may also go down to the PX to get uniform items, though with supervision. It must attend formation, with the aforementioned personnel following it. It may do morning PT, though it must be kept watch on at all times, lest it disappears or sees the 2nd Lt. Otherwise, SCP-XXXX should be locked in a gas chamber or base housing. All windows, crevices and doors must be either sealed or locked down. SCP-XXXX may have 1 CS gas grenade daily, as a supplement to its meals of chow hall food and MREs. Food must be delivered in person, with two aforementioned SCP personnel as escorts. If SCP-XXXX escapes and sees a 2nd Lt, all escorting and nearby personnel are to open fire, and call in an airstrike immediately. If subject disappears, immediately report to O5 personnel and high command.

SCP-XXXX is the slightly out of focus man in the background, wearing full NBC protection.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an Asian male appearing to be of 48 years of age, with graying hair, black eyes, slightly overweight, and a vague expression of contempt. Subject enlisted in the US Marine Corps in 19██. Subject is now a Chief Warrant Officer 5 after almost 20 years of service. SCP-XXXX is almost never seen without their NBC suit and gas mask on.

At several points in its enlistment, Subject has been hit with at least 30 7.62x39mm rounds and has not suffered any physical damage. Subject then stated "Imma kill those [redacted] that shot me, now with extreme prejudice" and proceeded to throw large quantities (20+) of VX shells within 10 minutes. Subject also has a tendency to fade away when not being directly viewed, only to reappear in the gas chamber or somewhere else.

SCP-XXXX was known in the battalion as the "master skater" due to being able to avoid all menial labor and any responsibilities. Subject's current responsibility is to run the NBC training of the Marines in the base. Subject has also the ability to fly, and has been seen flying with the helicopters during field exercises, shooting TOW missiles with godlike power and agility. CS gas is often seen emanating from his extremities. In addition, subject is able to call in chemical/biological weapons strikes, often out of nowhere.

Due to being a CBRN (Chemical/Biological/Radiological/Nuclear) specialist, subject may unleash any one of aformentioned weapons on populace if sufficiently angered.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a TOW missile launched by SCP-XXXX. Design wise it is an enhanced TOW missile, capable of penetrating 650mm of RHA. It has wires, though where the wires originate from SCP-XXXX is not known. No TOW missiles are missing from inventory, however the guidance wires from the inventory are missing afterwards.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a 155mm gas shell containing an unknown biological agent, though later analysis has determined it to be very similar to SCP-383, although the objects expelled be the victim are typically loose ammunition of useless variety. After usage, no 155mm shells are missing from inventory, but at least 1 propellant bag is gone.

SCP-XXXX -3 is a B61-12 nuclear free fall bomb that SCP-XXXX can throw, but only in an enraged state. This has happened only once, and no bombs were missing from Air Force stockpiles so subject is making them on site.

SCP-XXXX -4 is a 155mm gas shell that contains VX nerve agent, how SCP-XXXX can produce the VX is unknown. After use, 155mm shells are missing from inventory, as well as 1 propellant bag.

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Appendix: Transcript of an Interview between the CO and Lcpl Quinn, regarding CWO ████████.

The following interview was recorded on 08/15/20██

Colonel Day: Good morning Lance Corporal. I'm here to question you about Chief Warrant officer ████████
Lance Corporal Quinn:H-him? I've never heard of him before, sir.

Col: Bullsh*t, I saw you with him at the last field day.

LCpl:He's pretty weird, I swear I saw him flying during the training day. He was shooting off TOWs at the targets. Master shot too, sir.

Col: Hmmm. Interesting. Has CWO ████████ harmed anyone?

LCpl: From what I heard, while were in Iraq, I saw him fly and shoot off a TOW and promptly order an artillery strike on the Taliban positions, sir.

Col: Okay, good to know. From my understanding, he has worked with your platoon recently.

LCpl: Yeah, he runs the gas chambers, sir.

Col: How was it?

LCpl: I think the gas came out of his hands, I was trying to put on my mask before it got in my lungs, sir.

Col: Is he dangerous?

LCpl As far as I know the only bad thing he done on base was release a fart that made Twentynine Palms scream. You already know how bad this place smells, so imagine 100 times worse, sir.

Col: Oh lord. So that's why Twentynine Palms smelled extra ass 6 months ago.

LCpl: Yes sir.

Col: Anything else surrounding CWO ████████?

LCpl: I heard he saw some boot ass 2nd Lt at a PT run and tried to throw a nuke at him. Personally I've never seen him mad at all, sir.

Col What else have you heard?

LCpl:I once heard that he skated so hard the old CO couldn't find him for 6 months, sir.

Col: I remember the Old CO told me about not finding CWO ████████.

Col: Okay, I have what I need, thank you Lance Corporal Quinn.

LCpl: Goodbye Sir.

Closing Statement: LCpl Quinn was later seen missing from the working party, conversing with subject. Subject is then seen by Col. Day and promptly restrained. LCpl Quinn recieved an NJP and was demoted to PFC.

Footnotes:
1. CBRN warrant officers really don't have a job as there are no major chemical attacks on US forces.
2. Warrant officers are good at skating, which is the art of BSing out of every job assigened, foe example, he/she will make excuses and not show up to the working party.
3. Lance Corprals are also capable of this skating power, though not to the extent of the CWO-5
4. Most people will never see a CWO-5 due to their dark magic skating abilities.
5. Many of them have god-like powers, depending on their specialty.
6. Warrant officers usually specialize in a very specifc task, being the most experienced in the field at said subject.