"Kenny"

SCP-XXXX
Item: "Kenny"
Object Class:ThaumielEuclid
Special Containment Procedures:The "Kenny" should be kept inside a 2m by 2 m by 2m room without any form of connection to the outside. No gaps in any form to the outside world. Must ensure no staff come close to the room, destroy the staff's brain immediately if found doing so.
Description:"Kenny" is in the form of a humanoid. It has a woman's face but without any muscles to move properly. It knows every single thing in the world, including all the SCP top secrets and what everybody is thinking. There are no discovered ways yet to destroy "Kenny"'s brain, or anything what "Kenny" think with. "Kenny" can do anything a human can do-except moving properly. It has a shocking IQ that the SCP cannot measure.

This humanoid was spot in Ireland, Dublin, inside a library shelf. The humanoid releases a microwave of knowledge-as the SCP discovered, mass knowledge sharing. This ability has killed 5 staff members in the form of severe brain damage. It was a Thaumiel before the attack.

Test Log "KENNY"-DR.████

Viewer: DR.████

<Begin Log>

[Redacted for relevance]

KENNY: Good day to you. █████. I am Kenny.

DR.████ So this is the "Kenny" you are talking about. How do you know my name?

KENNY: MR. █████. I am Kenny. So this is the SCP Foundation █████ █████? I heard that ██ ███.

DR.████ This is the SCP Foundation █████ █████.Don't you dare……!

KENNY: So you want to test my ability?

DR.████: Yes.

KENNY: I have no muscles. I know everything. You cannot stop me thinking. Clear enough? Now I need some quiet, some calm atmosphere. Please let me take a break. I am tired. I will give you rewards. Some real rewards. You'd love it.

[Release microwave]

DR.████: UYG%£E$^&&%!@TFTYRUYGHUFT…………….[DATA EXPUNGED]

<End Log>

"Kenny" is now a Euclid.