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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept in a 4 meter by 4 meter by 4 meter room at all times. It must be brought a jar of peanut butter daily to keep it docile. In the case where SCP-XXXX escapes its cell then as much peanut butter must be gathered and put it in his cell to lure it back in, once back in the cell must be closed and locked immediately. No peanut butter is allowed within 50 meters of the entity’s cell.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a biped rat around 2 meters in height when standing upright which it prefers not to do. The entity is 90% of the time seen standing on its toes squatting with its legs in the position of a rhombus between them. Its arms are in a right angle on each side pointing down on its left and forward on its right. It holds a 1 meter long rusty spoon in its right hand. When walking it uses the spoon as a walking stick. It only wears 2 pieces of clothing, pink swimming shorts and a scuba mask. It’s pupils are always dilated from unknown causes. It has the intelligence of a dog and appears to be fluent in English, Spanish, French, German, Russian, and Japanese. It has thrown all of its eaten peanut butter jars in a pile in the corner but stacks the lids into pillars for unknown reasons.

SCP-XXXX was discovered when an off-duty staff found it eating jars of peanut butter off the shelves at a ███████ and was detained immediately. A group of Class-D personnel successfully took the entity’s spoon from it, however the entity just reached into its right pocket and pulled out another spoon. After further examination of the entity’s right pocket it appeared to have an unlimited amount of spoons. A Class-D personnel attempted to take a jar of peanut butter the entity was eating, after the Class-D took the jar the entity looked at him and spoke,”████ ████, Return the Peanut butter.” After the personnel refused to return the jar, the entity took its spoon and hit the personnel on the head. 1 minute later the personnel was converted into a ██████ ██████ ███ which the entity then ate. SCP-XXXX calls someone by a nickname by something the individual has done, is doing, looks like, is, or does. However it usually will address someone the first time by calling them, “Fellow Air Breathing Human.”