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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is close to impossible to contain due to it's random appearances on cable television which has not exhibited a pattern of any sorts to prevent it's effects. In case of it's appearance staff are advised to terminate the broadcast it has appeared on immediately and without discretion. Staff are then advised to investigate the broadcast and to have contact if anything anomalous of note is discovered which could explain it's existence and if it can be contained. As of this point in time nothing anomalous has been discovered regarding the broadcasting signals where SCP-XXXX has been picked up.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a television advertisement for the Mcdonalds product known as the "Big'N Tasty" that lasts roughly 47 seconds and three milliseconds which seems to be able to appear anywhere and not being contained within any single place on the planet. The advertisement features a middle aged man taking a bite out of a Big Mac as a man next to him orders a new menu item known as the "Big'N Tasty". The man then proceeds to takes a bite out of the sandwich proclaiming it loudly as the the " Tastiest thing ever made". It then ends abruptly mid sentence with a loud high pitched sound. Roughly every 5 seconds the advertisement cuts away for roughly 0,1477 seconds displaying an image which reads "Give In" or "Get Wild". As it turns out SCP-XXXX causes any individual who views it to give in to their reptilian brain trusting only their most primal instincts and desires leading to the viewer regressing to animalistic behaviour and desires attacking people and engaging in sexual intercourse with willing or unwilling individuals.

The advertisement was first brought to the foundations attention on the 6th of March 1985 when a series of sexual assaults and murders were reported in (Redacted) China which rose 800% over the national average in the span of 2 days. The foundation was contacted to assist in discovering an explanation for the dramatic increase of violent crime in (Redacted) after the local police the MSS and the FBI could not find anything substantial to explain the reasoning of the crimes. The advertisement was discovered when a security staff member sat down to watch television before going to sleep and viewing the advertisement. After viewing the program the staff member attacked another member of staff chewing off 3 fingers a part of his ear and sexually assaulting him while he was passed out. After detaining the staff member the television broadcasting in the area was shut down to prevent any further damage and the staff member was sent to lab (Redacted) to be examined.

Ever since then cases of SCP-XXXX have occasionally seen the light of day for example in the case of Mikhail Viktorovich Popkov and Luis Garavito which have been covered up by the foundation. Any hope of terminating or containing SCP-XXXX seems improbable as of now, making the best course of action to simply prevent as much damage as possible and obscuring it from the public eye along with detaining all affected individuals.

SCP-XXXX: Autopsy Report.
Surgeons: Dr.Hubert and Dr.Anton
Dr.Hubert: Okay today we will be doing an autopsy on an SCP-XXXX subject by the name of Abraham
Dr.Anton: Will this be the final one for the day?
Dr.Hubert: Yes it is now quit day dreaming and get to work
Dr.Anton: Yeah no problem. What should we start with?
Dr:Hubert: We should start with examining the subjects brain since XXXX is known to changes the subjects behaviour and mental state
Dr.Anton: Okay then hand me the drill and we can start
*5 minute timeskip
Dr.Anton: Jesus this does not look good
Dr.Huber: What's wrong?
Dr.Anton: The Frontal lobe has suffered major damage and is bleeding severely. Quick hand me the suction tube
*5 minute timeskip
Dr.Hubert: Okay is most of it dealt with?
Dr.Anton: Yes it's all gone
Dr.Hubert: So what happened to the frontal lobe?
Dr.Anton: I don't know. It looks like the Brain has suffered severe trauma