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Item #: SCP-3220

Object Class: Thaumiel (Half Keter)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3220 is to be locked into a Heavy Reinforced Cell made of Titanium at Site - ██. This cell must have Level - 5 Personnel watching over it.

TESTING HAS BEEN SUSPENDED PENDING POST-INCIDENT REVIEW BY ORDER OF THE DEPARTMENT OF SECURITY.

Description: SCP-3220 Is a type of lighter that was owned by a 28 years old.
It was owned by ██████ Davidson. He owned it for at least 1 month until they found his corpse. It was the most brutal corpse ever seen.

The lighter was haunted by a deadly ghost. It ripped him open, and other terrible things. It was the most deadliest SCP ever known in existence.

It killed thousands of personnel. It was a struggle to contain, even with 100 HR's. SCP-3220's voice was in a tape that was soon corrupted after playing. It's voice still is a mystery today.

If SCP-3220 disturbed, it will kill anyone in the facility. SCP-3220 is known to be aggressive 24/7.
SCP-3220 was originally sold by a salesman in Russia. After the salesman's death, it possessed the lighter. It was found in a trash can in 2001.

It was treated so poorly, it killed the person that found it. The first person to find it out of a trashcan is unknown.

Testing is restricted until further notice.

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Notes:**

SCP-3220 Is extremely powerful. More powerful than all the SCP's combined.

Image of SCP-3220

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All Level-5 Personnel recommend to always stay away from it and never open its cell.

I need this in my life. Thank you in advance comrade. I haven't laughed this hard at any -J.