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Item #: SCP-3720
Object Class: Thaumiel
Description: SCP-3720 is not the product of a scientific experiment, nor is a cosmic being, or anything of the sort. SCP-3720 is simply a wooden bench, with seating on either side. All wooden benches are a breed of SCP-3720, and no two SCP-3720 breeds are the same. SCP-3720 is not made in a factory before it exists, but all evidence point to the idea that wooden benches have existed before time itself. Originally, this SCP-3720 was classified as "Safe" but the SCP Foundation staff have found them to be a rather useful source of comfort, so we clarify it as useful now.
Additionally, SCP-3720 is fond of umbrellas. It shows no physical response to umbrellas, but research has concluded that the bench is much comfier when an umbrella is stuck through its middle hole.
Addendum: Do not come into contact with wooden benches with metal framing with hope of encountering SCP-3720. This is a manufactured bench, and is not an entity.
