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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept on a 10cm by 10cm pillow within a 1 meter x 1 meter solid steel cube. SCP-XXXX's physical attributes are to be a secret to any personnel not granted permission by level 4 personnel. Any unauthorized personnel who become aware of SCP-XXXX's existence are to be given Class-C amnestics and placed in psychiatric care until deemed mentally sound. Researchers must be given clearance from Level 4 or higher, and may not perform research on SCP-XXXX for longer than 1 hour. When allotted time has ended, researchers must be given given Class-A amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an egg analogous to an egg produced by a Gallus gallus domesticus. SCP-XXXX is resistant to all forms of damage, including heat exceeding 500° celsius, forces of 9,000 newtons, and being inserted in any acid. Anyone who is made aware that SCP-XXXX is an egg, or observes an image1 are victim to it's memetic properties, and will become increasingly hostile over approximately 4 hours until the victim (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) can achieve it's goal or is administered amnestics. Once under SCP-XXXX's influence, SCP-XXXX-1 will attack any entity preventing them from coming into physical contact with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 instances have been recorded using any object in their hands to beat or shoot the aforementioned entity in order to achieve it's primary goal of making contact with SCP-XXXX.
When SCP-XXXX-1 comes into contact with SCP-XXXX, it will sit down wherever it deems most fit and will cradle SCP-XXXX in it's arms. SCP-XXXX-1 will gently stroke and coo to SCP-XXXX until it is no longer physically able. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 do not eat, sleep, or perform any function that would impede it from cradling SCP-XXXX, even going as so far as to defecate where they are sitting. SCP-XXXX-1 will cradle SCP-XXXX until they become so malnourished they can no longer sit up straight.
If another individual (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-2) is to become aware of SCP-XXXX's existence, it will behave exactly as any instance of SCP-XXXX-1 would. When SCP-XXXX-2 comes into proximity of SCP-XXXX-1 with SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1 will produce a sound indistinguishable from a hens squawk, and will continue producing this sound until SCP-XXXX-2 is no longer a threat, or SCP-XXXX-1 expires. SCP-XXXX-2 will assault SCP-XXXX-1 until it is unable to continue holding SCP-XXXX, beating and using whatever tools it is given. If SCP-XXXX-2 possesses no weapons or tools, it will resort to using hands or whatever appendages are remaining to obtain the egg. Once SCP-XXXX-1 is incapacitated, SCP-XXXX-2 will behave as SCP-XXXX-1 does.
