Incredium

ANTI-MEMETIC LOCK ENGAGED

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

ACTIVATE SEVENSCYTHES.EXE

{In my bonds I brand a ring of seven singing scythes. With my cup I drink the day and think of dying lives. In my bonds I brand a ring of seven singing scythes. With my cup I drink the day and think of dying lives. In my bonds I brand a ring of seven singing scythes. With my cup I drink the day and think of dying lives.}

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid(indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a

SCP-XXXX-1 refers to a mathematical equation comprised of anomolous pataphysical calculations. Any medium in which the equation is written becomes infected with a potent cognitohazard. S

SCP-XXXX: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]

Dr. Atallah Bashar: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]
Foreword: [Interview is conducted via remote speaker, with Dr. Bashar positioned behind a layer of reinforced glass.]

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Dr. Bashar : Good Morning SCP-XXXX.
[Subject is silent]
Dr. Bashar : I am going to ask you some questions. They may help us acquire some insight into what the cause is for your current condition. Is that alright?

[Silence]
Dr. Bashar : Can you hear me SCP-XXXX?

SCP-XXXX: (softly) Please stop.
Dr. Bashar : I'm sorry, I don't quite unders-

SCP-XXXX: My name is Ben. Dr. Ben O'bryan. Please stop calling me that.
Dr. Bashar: Alright. We can make that accommodation if it would make questioning easier.

SCP-XXXX: (Agitated) That's the only reason? You'll only call me by my name if I cooperate?
Dr. Bashar: Dr. O'bryan may I remind you that by foundation policy your conduct during the events leading up to your current condition is grounds for immediate termination. As you may notice, you are still here. We have already made several unorthodox accommodations for you. Your continued defiance is doing nothing but making your situation worse. So please, do us all a favor and just answer the damn questions already.

SCP-XXXX: (SCP-XXXX pauses) Fine. What do you want.
Dr. Bashar: Well, since you don't seem much for conversation today I suppose we should get to the root of the situation right away. Why did you fraudulently access foundation resources?

SCP-XXX: Because this foundation absolutely refuses to do any actual research. Best scientists in the world, and we use them to do interviews and write down numbers on paper. Oh sure, we can build suits for a couple soldiers and make some benign memetic constructs, but no one is ever allowed to do anything without getting tied up in an endless web of red tape. I thought… I thought maybe it would be better to just ignore it. Just once. See if I could make something worthwhile.
[Repeat as necessary]

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward

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