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Item #: SCP-END-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-END-J is currently being anchored down to the damn cement floor.
Description: SCP-END-J is a sentient ATM machine that produces American dollar bills. This usually causes mass amounts of inflation which damages the economy. SCP-END-J produces currency, then distributes it through a small, spatial warp into a person's wallet/purse.
Addendum:
Initial interview of SCP-END-J
Foreword: Dr. Denim entered SCP-END-J's containment cell
<Begin Log>
Dr. Denim: Hello, SCP-END-J.
SCP-END-J: What the hell? Where am I?
Dr. Denim: Well, you're in a place where you are being contained. I mean, you are a threat to America.
SCP-END-J: Um.. Alright. One sec dude.
Dr. Denim: What?
SCP-END-J: (SCP-END-J quickly inserts serval thousand American dollars into a spacial warp)Dr. Denim: Really? You can't just do that in the middle of an interview. We are quite literally trying to stop this.
SCP-END-J: No shiz, sherlock. But I was done anyway. so just continue.
Dr. Denim: Ok then. Where did you come from?SCP-END-J: I think I came from a…..manufacturing company….then I was put in a bank…. and started trollin'!
Dr. Denim: Okay. Why do you do this then?
SCP-END-J: Well, just for shiz and giggles!
Dr. Denim: Alright… I think thats al- (Notices that SCP-END-J resumed what it was doing earlier) Seriously?! I thought we talked about this!
SCP-END-J: Oops. I uh… thought we were done.<End Log>
Foreword: Dr. Denim entered SCP-END-J's containment cell
<Begin Log>
Dr. Denim: Hello SCP-END-J I-
SCP-END-J: Hold on man.
Dr. Denim: What? (sighs) Are you doing it again?
SCP-END-J: Well of course I am. It's the whole reason you put me here, numbnuts.
Dr. Denim: You do understand you are ruining the economy, right?
SCP-END-J: Oh I know. Hilarious, right?Dr. Denim: No, it's not….. you are putting tons of people into poverty.
SCP-END-J: Yeah! That's the reason! All because they wanted to buy a pack of gum! (Starts to laugh)
Dr. Denim: You sick bastard. I hope your insides rot sometime soon.SCP-END-J: Oh no! That would include millions more! I'm so offended!
Dr. Denim: You are such an ass! You are going to be in here for a while.
SCP-END-J: You are going to regret that…….
Dr. Denim: What?
SCP-END-J: What?Dr. Denim: Shut up, dumbass.
<End Log>
Following the last interview, National inflation had been reached, and funding for the containment of SCP-END-J was dropped. Damnit.
A final remark of SCP-END-J's was made before its release.
"Suck it, asshats!"
