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"Jello Boi"
Item #: SCP-XXXX [SCP-5722]
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedure:
REVISION-02:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a sealed humanoid containment chamber with a temperature of 10 degrees Celsius. SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a separate chamber when cleaning.
Containment failure at 100%. Revision-02 Denied.
REVISION-08:
SCP-XXXX is to be sealed in a 2 liter mason jar kept in a standardized cold storage containment Locker at site-23.
On a bi-weekly basis, a randomly-selected researcher from site-23 is to open the jar allowing SCP-XXXX to exit and fully manifest. At this point, they will politely greet SCP-XXXX and will consume at least 10 liters of any substance produced by SCP-XXXX. Commenting on how delicious it is despite its actual taste. Afterward, the selected researcher is to request SCP-XXXX to re-enter its jar. When done the jar is to be returned to its containment locker.
In the event of SCP-XXXX breaching containment, the closest available researcher is to follow the previously mentioned protocols.
Containment breaches reduced by 78%. Revision-08 Accepted.
REVISION-11:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in an air-sealed 1 cubic meter, 4 cm thick steel chamber.
Activity that can be determined as a possible containment breach attempt is grounds for the chamber to be emptied of any excess substance. It's futile that SCP-XXXX is not to be filtered out with any of the excess substances. In the event of a containment breach, SCP-XXXX is to be forced into a smaller chamber. Continued breaches will result in an even smaller chamber after each breach. After 3 weeks of no activity, the size of the chamber is to be increased to a max of 2 meters.
Contament failure at 87%. Revision-11 Denied.
REVISION-26:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in sealed 200 kiloliter vat. This vat is to be constructed with 3 separate layers of steel, led, and concrete. Each layer 3 cm thick.
The vat is to be suspended in the middle of a large 500 kiloliter pool kept at a constant temperature of -30 degrees celsius. Any movement made by the vat is to be taken as a containment breach attempt and the pool's temperature decreased to -50 degrees celsius. After a period of 48 hours of no activity, the normal temperature is to be resumed.
Contament failure at 91%. Revision-26 Denied.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a sentient 184 cm tall humanoid composed of black, and white dessert gelatin in a horizontal pattern. Having no facial features SCP-XXXX is still capable of sight, hearing, and is only able to make high-pitched gurgling sounds when attempting to speak. It's been determined that SCP-XXXX possesses a mental age of approximately 8 to 12 based on its behavior. When alone SCP-XXXX will search for the nearest human it can find and usually follows most orders given to them.
SCP-XXXX is capable of producing a large variety of gelatinous and liquid-based dessert items from its surface. Such as pudding or soda, colored either black or white. These substances are completely consumable but are typically in a variety of flavors considered by most to be inedible for a dessert item such as Mexican bean or cauliflower. Flavors have also shown to consistently be from an ingredient that is either black or white.
When a portion of SCP-XXXX is removed SCP-XXXX will regenerate the lost mass. SCP-XXXX has also shown the capability of shifting its entire consistency into a liquid state still capable of movement. When asked SCP-XXXX can reduce its mass to nearly 1 letter.
While SCP-XXXX will usually follow orders including reducing its mass into a small mason jar for its containment. SCP-XXXX will inevitably breach containment by either liquifying and exiting through seam marks in a containment chamber or produce enough liquid to burst it open. After this, it will search for the nearest human and will continually offer its desserts to them ignoring commands until some amount of its dessert is eaten. SCP-XXXX has also gone into "Crying" fits when subjects comment on how the desert item doesn't taste good or when the entity itself is insulted. This causes it to produce liquids1 from its face and will make loud gurgling sounds for 2 to 6 hours while in the fetal position. During this time SCP-XXXX ignores all commands.
| Dessert's colored black | Dessert's colored white |
|---|---|
| Mexican black bean flavored yogurt. | Chicken flavored flan. |
| Barbecue sauce flavored pudding | Cauliflower flavored soda. |
| Black licorice flavored gelatin. | Radish flavored custard. |
Addendum-01:
SCP-XXXX was discovered on 23/09/14 in an apartment complex outside the city of Boston. The apartment in question was being occupied by an individual named "Andrew Paterson" who was found dead having suffered an overdose on approximately 40 milliliters of heroin injected directly in their neck. It's currently unknown if this was a successful suicide attempt or accident.
Addendum-02:
The following is a transcripted diary owned by Andrew Patterson which was found in a cardboard box along with an object resembling a company ID card seemingly for the group of interest "Dr. Wondertainment" was also found2.
Addendum-03:
On 18/10/14 a small Postcard appeared in the personal mailbox of Dr. Don. [Head researcher of SCP-XXXX]
