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Good after noon Field Agents. This session will not take long but there is currently more reports on entities all round the earth so, since you Field Agents are already attempting to get in the Intelligence Agency that is why you are all here.
So, yes you are now apart of the SCP Foundation's Intelligence Agency. It's more like a promotion not really a demotion but that does not mean anything like commandment duties and everything, but anyways lets start.
All of you can sit down now, make sure you pay attention the Intelligence Agency is very important to the Foundation, and if you mess up one time don't think you will stay as an IA Agent. You will probably go back to the Mobile Task Force.
Now, currently O5-2 will be our current O5 for giving information on the department its self.
One thing you will receive is new gear: Beret,armor pads,armor vest,boots, etc.
So, you will also have new clearance, L-4 clearance. Hey you sit the fuck down! I'm going to get the ethics committee to deal with your ass. AHAHA!
Ok, SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect. Not Destroy Destroy Destroy. And make sure you're not being unethical. If you are I will get one of the O5s from the Ethics Committee and make them deal with you. Also, this is a late time to mention it but i'm Site Directorate [REDACTED]
And another thing, you don't have any other choice you have to join the Intelligence Agency. HEY SIT THE FUCK DOWN I SAW YOU TRYING TO LEAVE!
Ok, that is all now you all may leave.
