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Item #: SCP-XXXX- The Inter-dimensional Podcast
Object Class: Safe
**Special Containment Procedures: Any Audio or video file of SCP-XXXX should be stored in a computer in Site 3333, and played for leisure pleasures of foundation personal. **
** Description: SCP-XXXX is an Podcast , that is uploaded every other Saturday on a website called ThedimensionalCafe.com. All attempts to delete the website have failed. SCP-XXXX is a podcast hosted by two men by the name of Dave Cruller, and Tim Cowl.
Topics that the podcast discusses, vary dramatically. They could be discussing groceries, or disusing the creation of the universe. No matter what topic they discuss they somehow make it entertaining. *
Addendum:
List of episodes archived
*Note every episode is rate on a scale of one peanut to ten peanuts, by foundation personal.
Log-9
Foreword- The log below is condensed greatly from an total of 2 hours of discussion.
<Begin Log>
Dave Cruller& Tim Cowl:"Hi, welcome to the Dimensional Cafe"
Dave cruller: "This is the podcast in which. We talk about all sorts of shit!"
Tim Cowl: "We thank SHRINKinc for sponsoring this episode. Are you tired of having to take apart you bed and haul your humongous furniture. Worry no longer we present… "
Dave Cruller & Tim Cowl :"The Extrematic Transport Minimizer!"
Tim Cowl:"It can shrink an large objects and put it into a small container. To transport easily."
Dave Cruller: "And if you order now at {Redacted}, you will get not one but two Extrematic Transport Minimizer. Taxes may apply for dimensional travel."
Tim Cowl: "So Dave, why don't you tell the audience, what you told me before recording?"
Dave Cruller: " Oh, yeah. I was telling Tim, about how when I was done shopping for groceries. I noticed some mysterious individuals in inconspicuous clothing . moving an huge object into an massive truck. and then driving off."
Tim Cowl: "The foundation?"
Dave Cruller:"probable, But I do not know which anomaly that was, nor do i care."
Tim Cowl:" You're not even interested, in what it possibly be."
Dave Cruller: "Why should I care , If It doesn't even affect me?"
<End Log>
