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Item: SCP-5882

Object class: Safe Eucluid

Special Containement Procedures: SCP-5882 is to be contain in a 6x6x6 meters (m) room with a working printer in site-17. The printer is to be filled every weeks for constant use. Every personel are restricted to show or tell SCP-5882 any form of dark humor joke.

Description: SCP-5882 is a quasi-humanoid creature that can talk every human language. SCP-5882 is obsess with memes1 and enjoy to reproduce this type of humor with his anomalies.

SCP-5882 description's of the physical form are very limited due to the anomalie. SCP-5882 corrupt every files that describe him in any sort of ways, these corruptions are named CDI-5882. CDI-5882 consist of erasing every text that contain the document and replacing it with emojis. The emojis used are random but generally show a smiling or laughing face. Every tests that consist to overtrow the anomalie's power have been a huge failure. To see an example of the corruption of a file describing him, go check the Corrupt-5882 example down below.

SCP-5882 can control every electronic devices once every week. SCP-5882 generally control devices to make jokes to personels. These jokes are random but it is generally a comic strip of a joke made by SCP-5882 trough the closest printer. None of these joke have truly hurt anyone yet.

WARNING: do NOT use an computer used frequently by the fondation to open this document.

+ CDI-5882 document 

Addedum - 01: incident 5882 - 23A

On █/██/20██, a test consisting of watching the reaction of SCP-5882 to dark humor jokes was made. After this test, SCP-5882 corrupt the entirety of site-17 to make his own joke. This joke consist of putting an image of SCP-096 face in every computer used at the moment of the inccident. After several seconds of the image being watched, SCP-5882 corrupt every speakers of the site to display an audio of SCP-096's scream. This joke point was to scare every personels working on computers by letting thinking them that they saw the face of SCP-096. The audio personels heard in the speakers will lead them to think that they will died in a short of time. The image of SCP-096's face is actully an hyper-realistic image that SCP-5882 took from one of the restricted-documents. This iccident caused 6 personels death by suicide, because death was considered way better than being killed by SCP-096. 5 minutes after the incident, the video Rick Astley-never gonna give you up was played on every computer and the music played on every speakers. The result of the test was that SCP-5882 jokes are affected by what type of memes SCP-5882 has seen recently.The Object Class was reconsidered and updated has Eucluid.

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