Interrobang

Necro Energy

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: ████ Highway is to be monitored and maintained by a Foundation front company that specializes in construction. Large protective railings have been erected on the coastal side of ████ Highway, and must be fully inspected once every month for signs of deterioration. If any cars manage to breach the railings, the Head Researcher assigned to SCP-XXXX should be alerted as soon as possible

Any ships coming within 6 kilometers of SCP-XXXX must be intercepted and redirected.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a structure that outwardly resembles a conventional power plant. It is estimated at 20 meters in height, with a base of 40 by 80 meters. 5 power lines emerge from various parts of SCP-XXXX, and are embedded in the ground around it. SCP-XXXX has only one visible exit, which is only opened during a XXXX-Theta event. Several translucent windows are visible, and give off a soft gray light.

SCP-XXXX is located just off the coast of South Africa, at a depth of approximately 60 meters. It is firmly embedded in the sea floor, and shows no sign of degradation. When a human or manned vehicle approaches within 20 meters of SCP-XXXX, a flashing red light appears in the windows of SCP-XXXX, and the entire structure appears to dissolve. If the area where SCP-XXXX disappeared from remains unobserved for 1-3 hours, it will reappear.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a humanoid entity that resides within SCP-XXXX. It takes the appearance of a middle-aged human male of local African descent wearing a tattered business suit. SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be selectively incorporeal, and is able to maneuver in the water around SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 is speculated to be Robert █████, a failed entrepreneur who disappeared several months before SCP-XXXX was first discovered.

SCP-XXXX is linked with an anomaly associated with ████ Highway, a commonly used highway that travels very closely along the coast near it. ████ Highway has had an abnormally large number of car accidents since its construction in 20██, all of which resulted in the vehicle and driver ending up in the ocean near to SCP-XXXX.

Whenever a human corpse enters the ocean within a 5 kilometer radius of SCP-XXXX, a XXXX-Theta event will take place. SCP-XXXX-1 will emerge from SCP-XXXX's exit, and will move towards the cadaver. Once it arrives, SCP-XXXX-A will produce three unknown metallic devices from its suit. It will arrange these devices around the body, and manipulate the devices until the body glows with a gray outline. The flesh of the body will slowly dissolve into the water, leaving behind an SCP-XXXX-A instance.

SCP-XXXX-A instances are the animate skeletons of bodies SCP-XXXX-1 affects. SCP-XXXX-A appear sentient, and move in a manner similar to SCP-XXXX-1. Immediately after manifestation, SCP-XXXX-1 will escort the SCP-XXXX-A instance across the ocean floor, and eventually inside SCP-XXXX.

Based on the assumption that SCP-XXXX can only detect organic life, a Tameron-class amphibious surveillance drone was fitted with a video camera and sent to enter SCP-XXXX during the period in a XXXX-Theta event where the door was opened.

VIDEO LOG

[BEGIN LOG]

03:30: SCP-XXXX-1 is seen escorting a SCP-XXXX-A instance through the doorway. The drone enters, seemingly unnoticed. The interior of SCP-XXXX appears to be a long series of concrete chambers, with wires leading from each chamber to other parts of the facility.

04:13: SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-A walk past several dozen chambers. Each chamber has a metal door with a red light.

05:44: After walking past several dozen chambers, SCP-XXXX-1 notices a chamber with a green light. The door opens and a long mechanical crank attached to a large mechanical device is visible in the center of the room. An electrical wire connects it with the wall. SCP-XXXX-1 appears to instruct SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A slowly grabs hold of the crank and begins turning it.

06:16: SCP-XXXX-1 walks out of the room, talking to itself.

SCP-XXXX-1: "Ahhh, more and more tireless, needless workers. At this rate-"

SCP-XXXX-1 notices the drone

SCP-XXXX-1: "What is- Damnit, I can't be shut down now!"

SCP-XXXX-1 retrieves what appears to be a modern smartphone from its suit and manipulates it

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[END LOG]

At this point, all contact was lost with the drone, and SCP-XXXX dissolved into the water. Notably, it took over a week to reappear, and when another drone was sent for further exploration, SCP-XXXX dissolved shortly after the drone was able to establish visual contact.

Confidence-Ball

Snow globe that gives people a vision of one-upping their rival

Renewable Energy v2

Item #: SCP-9000

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-9000 is only accessible from one entrance, containment is limited to preventing access to that one entrance. The entrance is to be disguised as it was originally, with no less than three (3) security cameras monitoring the area around it. If SCP-9000 is deactivated due to testing or malfunction, the town of ██████ will be supplied with electricity via Site-██'s nuclear reactor.

Description: SCP-9000 is a facility underneath the small town of ██████, Poland. SCP-9000 supplies the town with all of its electricity through anomalous means. SCP-9000 was discovered and seized by the Foundation when a Foundation contact in the Polish government reported that the town was selling large amounts of electricity to nearby villages despite having no known means of generating it.

SCP-9000 can be accessed through a false grave in one of the town's graveyards. The grave is visually similar to other nearby graves, and bears the inscription "Maksym C. Fedorowicz: Pomóż miastu po śmierci". A small stone button is located on the base of the gravestone, and when pressed the grave retracts and allows access to SCP-9000.

The interior of SCP-9000 uses modern materials and is poorly constructed, presumably because it was constructed extremely quickly. Close to the entrance is a large, complex machine designated SCP-9000-1. SCP-9000-1 consists of a 3m x 0.5m X 0.5m box and a transparent tube 2.5 meters in height and 0.5 meters in diameter. Both are connected via plastic tubes and wires to unknown mechanism which bears significant resemblance to SCP-███, SCP-████, and SCP-███. When a human cadaver is placed in the box, SCP-9000-1 automatically activates. After a period of one to three hours, the box opens. In approximately █% of these instances, the cadaver is found partially destroyed, with damage consistent with extreme radiation exposure. Otherwise, the body disappears entirely, and an instance of SCP-9000-2 appears in the tube and is transported to a lower level.

SCP-9000-2 instances are animate human remains. They have strength and dexterity inferior to that of average humans, but are still capable of performing simple tasks. SCP-9000-2 will acknowledge any commands given to them and carry them out the best of their abilities.

The lower levels of SCP-9000 consist of several dozen barren rooms used for generating electricity. In the center of these rooms is a large wheel, with SCP-9000-2 instances holding various handbars on the wheel and pushing it.

Harm No Living Creature

Jain Bracelet(?) that when worn, makes the wearer unable to physically affect living organisms. Essentially, can be impaled by grass and knocked around by flying leaves.