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SCP-97589 is an anomalous figure that closely resembles an MK44 Russian calculator. It was donated to the SCP Foundation from Eastern Uusimaa Police Department, after an incident concerning a probable sabotage that nobody saw coming. Upon the researcher's discovery of the donation, they suspected that it was a run-of-the-mill calculator. While the scientists were testing basic functions, the main user of the calculator was found to have been severed with the same amount of cuts as the answer displayed on the calculator. The object was then placed into an alloy container to be kept safe until further testing and research was conducted. See table below
| Subject | Time of exposure | equation calculated |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1:34:15.6798 | 156/4587 ^-2 (3282328764) |
| 2 | 0:05:17.9871 | 1+3 (4) |
During testing subject 1 had been so massacred that further research was conducted within a separate room while cleanup was initiated. Prolonged exposure while testing didn't effect the subject physically or neurologically.
Subject 2 turned out the same with even less exposure, yet this time there were only noted four severs throughout the body.
No further testing is to be conducted with SCP-97589 until further notice.
