Interview log ████-████

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[CLASSIFIED]: Please identify yourself.

█████████: I am ██████ what the hell is going on?

[CLASSIFIED]: That's what we're trying to figure out, ██████. How did you get to the estate?

█████████: I… I don't know. I was driving my car… coming home from…never mind. I was driving, and I crashed.

[CLASSIFIED]: Then what happened?

█████████: Nothing! I woke up here! Please…this has to be [unintelligible].

[CLASSIFIED]: So you remember being in a car accident, then woke up here in the morgue? Do you have any idea how you got here?

█████████: I didn't get here! Don't you get it! This isn't me! I'm not me!

[CLASSIFIED]: What do you mean, "you aren't you"?

[CLASSIFIED]: Now, would you please explain what you meant?

█████████: This. Is. Not. Me. I saw my reflection in the steel. I'm not some old Asian fuck! This isn't me!

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