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Pen Cil
Item #: SCP-XXXX - Pen cil
Object Class: Euclid/Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
PROTOCOL 6846-65-5: The pen cil shall be placed in a box surrounded by 5 reinforced concrete walls. Constantly guarded by 26 heavily armed guards well trained in ███ ███. They shall be equipped with ██ ███ ███████ ███ and lighters in case of a containment breach.
PROTOCOL 6757-57-1: To handle the pencil you must have a doctorate in Exercise and Movement Science to make sure only people who are masters of the hand can handle the pencil. Exceptions include people who can't stop masturbating, master clappers, porn stars, and plumbers. The person is to then attend a 5 year seminar on the correct way to sharpen, handle, and use a pencil. People who complete this class will be addressed as master for the rest of there lives.
PROTOCOL 6757-57-2: Accessing the pencil requires two plastic spoons to get through the walls as there are no doors that go through the 5 reinforced concrete walls. Then the masters are to spend a good 6 days minimum finding out if opening the box is a good idea.
PROTOCOL 6757-57-4: After use of pencil the person is to go through a cleansing process where the person drinks over 2 liters of soy sauce. If they die they are deemed as infected with the infamous pencilius disease and are to be thrown off and into a volcano immediately to please the ███ ████
Description:
Color: Yellow
Shape: Weird circle
Type: 2
Sharpened: Forgot to
Length: I don’t have the security clearanceSECRET CODE: D I X O N T I C O N D E R O G A
TEST 1 Subject CLASS D: ███████ Protocol 6575-57-2, 6576-57-4 Results Death
TEST 2 Subject CLASS D: ███████ Protocol 6575-57-2, 6576-57-4 Results Death
TEST 3 Subject CLASS D: ███████ Protocol 6575-57-2, 6576-57-4 Results Death ANALYSIS: The tests show the pencil is an insanely dangerous weapon. As not even protocol 6575-57-4 can save these very brave and qualified men.
INTERVIEWS:
Dr John: We do not know why it is here. But we do know it does something on this earth. So that must mean its important.
Master: Holy shit someone give me some water. That ███ █████ really is some nasty shit.
Heavily Armed Guard: Yea my boss said whats behind those walls could very well be the source of all ████████ and I feel honored to be protecting it.
Stranger: Pen cil ? Oh a pencil you mean. Yea no there pretty ██████. I use them like every day. I'm a plumber.
Capt J████████: Yea apparently the pencil really does ███████ and we ██████ █████ about a thing. (Capt J████████ was later terminated)
Director H: Plumbs are just large blue ███████. Wait is that classified ?
Doctor K: You guys do know that ingesting that much ███ █████ will ████ you. (Doctor K is no longer in service)
INTERROGATIONS:
