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Item #: SCP-711
Object Class: Keter Neutralized
Still image captured via parking garage security camera. Note presence of delicious blueberry Slurpee.
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the erratic nature of SCP-711, true containment is impossible. Therefore, a system of monitoring and amnestic distribution is employed.1 Due to the nature of SCP-711’s inventory, Foundation surveillance systems are to be installed within 100 meters of every 7-Eleven establishment within the affected radius. During routine civilian amnesticization, an undercover Foundation agent is to regularly patrol within 2KM of SCP-711’s last appearance. By utilizing these protocols, researchers have been able to form a prediction model anticipating SCP-711’s future appearances with roughly 86% accuracy.
Description: SCP-711 is a humanoid entity, and appears to be a Caucasian male of medium build and height. SCP-711’s clothing varies, but its presentation always includes a gray beanie. SCP-711 demonstrates its anomalous nature in the ability to frequently materialize across various locations, always possessing a 7-Eleven brand Slurpee on its person.2 The extent of its appearance range is unknown, but all documented manifestations (hereby titled “Footloose Events”) have been centered around the area of ██████ City, Florida. SCP-711 initially appears to be benevolent, and when appearing (often in a public but unoccupied setting), will offer a chosen target the Slurpee it carries.3 If the target accepts the Slurpee, SCP-711 will vocalize that the act was “no problem”. If the target denies the Slurpee, SCP-711 will vanish, presumably arriving at a different target. In either case, individuals who have interacted with SCP-711 will always claim to have no memory of the encounter; either stating that they never encountered the entity, or that they simply purchased the beverage themselves. However, when an outside person(s) attempts to interrupt a Footloose Event, SCP-711 is found to be capable of extreme hostility, causing [REDACTED] to the interfering individual(s). While the majority of info gathered on SCP-711 has been via security cameras and Foundation-deployed surveillance devices, the O-5 council has deemed it necessary to deploy a specialized Mobile Task Force. For additional information, see attached video transcripts.
Addendum: After the date of September 27th, 2020, SCP-711 is to be considered neutralized. During a routine amnestization of affected civilians following a Footloose Event, stationed Foundation agent Jeff ██████ reportedly spoke the following: “Bastard is annoying, making us wipe so many people. He just gives people Slurpees or turns them to mush. Is he really that interesting?” Seconds after this statement, a Slurpee anomalously appeared at the agent’s feet, and no further Footloose Events have occurred since.
