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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Annoying Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX cannot be contained appropriately, and blind, deaf, and remarkably patient MTF units must record and report SCP-XXXX manifestations. Mop-69 (Mobile Mop Force-69) is to clean all shit unwell doings done by SCP-XXXX,

Any civilian affected by SCP-XXXX may be re-comforted and provided a hug. It is also recommended to talk with victims regarding how SCP-XXXX is a fucking retard/buffoon/dumbass or any other terms that directly insult his intelligence he is an actual fucking idiot. Civilians affected may too be offered therapeutic services offered by the foundation's administration exaggerated budget.

All personnel affected by SCP-XXXX "abilities" are meant to be placed in temporal suspension and assigned to the in-site psychologist for checking and re-comforting (Note: Where has everyone went)

SCP-XXXX must not, under any circumstance, be allowed to come in contact with any Level-5 or key personnel if the sensors on Site-01 or any O5 Housing detect any anomalous reality bend apart from the O5 council's wallet itself, the MTF squad Vanessa will not agree to name is to be deployed along with MTF Alpha-01. That MTF force Vanessa never wants to talk about is to be equipped with walking batons to avoid casualties and Mia'S. They may also be equipped with advanced water sprayers that automatically point at SCP-XXXX via unknown means.

If SCP-XXXX manifests at any foundation-overseed location, all personnel available are to resume their tasks and spray water at him with the water sprayer contained within the foundation's always convenient and always useful emergency kit until it de-materializes. If it tries to move, chew gum, or vocalize anything other than a feminine screaming sound, all staff is allowed to beat it with the rubber chicken pet toy or the slipper both included within the foundation's constantly usable and eternally useful emergency kit until the entity de-materializes or that blind MTF we have not named yet shows up (Note: do not wait until the blind people that are overpaid MTF-tyflí-kathystérisi( MTF director Vanessa finally agreed to name it) shows up, it is hard for MTF-tyflí-kathystérisi personnel to find locations).

All calls made by SCP-XXXX are to be intercepted by MTF-tyflí-kathystérisi the foundation's automated response system (Note: If the automated bot gets triggered, reboot it.). All web activity/posts are to be automatically deleted by some magic that is re-current in the lore-

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