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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be constantly monitored by at least 160 members of the security department and by no less than 300 members from different task forces. Site command is to be constantly aware of the current situation regarding SCP-XXXX and immediately informed about any changes concerning SCP-XXXX.

If any member of the security department or the task forces notes a change in the surroundings or SCP-XXXX's internal structure, site command is to be contacted immediately and all personnel is to be evacuated as soon as possible.

No personnel may make contact with SCP-XXXX under any circumstances.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is the designation for a seemingly Un-anomalous, Samsung French door fridge freezer currently contained at the personnel cafeteria at site-30.

SCP-XXXX was totally Un-anomalous until a probably not related minor power cut occurred at site-30, affecting mostly personnel areas and the cafeteria. After the power was recovered, some contents of SCP-XXXX, such as ice cubes, had gone missing and only liquid later identified as water was left. There was also a great poodle of a mixture of liquid water, and a white liquid that Dr. Jeff describes as "Milk for later in life just in case in case thirsty, you know" surrounding SCP-XXXX.

After this incident, the cafeteria was set in quarantine and SCP-XXXX was deemed a hostile and dangerous reality bender. After numerous attempts to communicate, SCP-XXXX was shown unwilling to cooperate or communicate. Class-D personnel was brought in to examine the interiors of SCP-XXXX. After opening SCP-XXXX, the D-982394 recovered an interesting set of items stored in SCP-XXXX previous to anomalous conversion.

Set of items recovered by D-982394:

  • Large quantities of meat that reached a state of total decomposition

"Oh holy fucking bloody peanut the smell" - D-982394 and every personnel that smelled it with some fucking common sense

  • A unit of foundation dispensed chunky style milk who all the personnel including D-982394 enjoyed after being determined not anomalous.
  • A bottle of human semen apparently pertaining to Dr. Jeff labeled as "milk Jeff only pls". Presumably took this bottle out of the fridge and took it to the bathroom to probably drink it. The bottle flood out and the fridge got a bit of a mess. Dr. Jeff apprehended for not sharing.
  • Ice cream. D-982394 got a real fucked up face of disgust when he was forced to open a liquid ice cream envelope.
  • [REDACTED]. Class-A amnesics handed to D-982394 and the rest of the personnel.
  • Other consumables that underwent SCP-XXXX anomalous effects.

It is considered that SCP-XXXX anomalous properties extend to reality bending, matter manipulation and time manipulation. SCP-XXXX is extremely dangerous. Please, don't play with reality.

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