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Item #: SCP-5XXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5XXX is to be kept in Humanoid Containment Cell 5XXX. Under no circumstances is SCP-5XXX be allowed to cook.
Description: SCP-5XXX was formerly Lizio Piatto, a restauranter and contestant on a cooking contest show calledFood for Gods. Prior to July 5, 2021, SCP-5XXX was a nonanomalous human.
SCP-5XXX possesses an anomalous ability that affects dishes prepared by it: any dish that SCP-5XXX makes (henceforth designated as SCP-5XXX-1) is anomalously lethal to humans. Lethality of the anomality of SCP-5XXX-1 instances are proportional to the quality and the complexity of the creation of SCP-5XXX-1 instances.
SCP-5XXX itself is not immune to the effects of SCP-5XXX-1, however, it has been observed that SCP-5XXX cannot be killed by the effects of SCP-5XXX-1; no matter how lethal the effects of SCP-5XXX-1 is, SCP-5XXX can make a full recovery after resting for a certain period of time.
Test Log
| Test #1 | |
|---|---|
| Dish Prepared | Macaroni and Cheese with Beef |
| Ingredients | One bag of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, Beef |
| Results | Cheese was bubbling, and large amount of steam observed to be emerging. Temperature tests revealed the SCP-5XXX-1 instance to possess a temperature of 90 F. Despite this, plate and other food items were unaffected. |
| Test #2 | |
|---|---|
| Dish Prepared | Cheesesteak with Onions |
| Ingredients | Beef steak, cheese, whole meat hoagie roll, and onions |
| Results | One SCP-5XXX-1 instance that resembled a humanoid with bull horns. Entity's wore a tricorne hat with a large brim, its body covered in fur. SCP-5XXX-1 instance attempted to make a deal with SCP-5XXX-1, claiming that it could help SCP-5XXX escape with its thaumaturgical ability, however, its voice possessed a memetic hazard that caused human subjects who heard it to experience bleeding from their eyes. SCP-5XXX-1 instance terminated, SCP-5XXX taken to the Humanoid Treatment Facility. |
| Test #3 | |
|---|---|
| Dish Prepared | Ratatouille |
| Ingredients | Tomato, onion, zucchini, eggplant, bell pepper and parsley. |
| Results | One SCP-5XXXX-1 instance that was resembled humanoid dressed in an Italian WW1 general suit. SCP-5XXX-1 instance had a skin that was red, white, and green in color, and it carried a rifle that was red in color. SCP-5XXX-1 instance attempted to speak, however, it combusted, producing a green smoke that was very toxic and was observed to attempt to pursue living subjects. SCP-5XXX-1 instance was immediately terminated. SCP-5XXX was taken into Humanoid Emergency Care, and was successfully treated of poisoning. Note: SCP-5XXX and guards are to be outfitted in hazmat suits, in preparations for future events. |
| Test #4 | |
|---|---|
| Dish Prepared | Tiramisu |
| Ingredients | Ladyfingers, chocolate, eggs, sugar, mascarpone, strawberries, blueberries |
| Results | One SCP-5XXX-1 instance that resembled a woman wearing a shawl and stola. SCP-5XXX-1 instance had a brown marble-like skin, possessing a red and a blue eye pupil. SCP-5XXX-1 instance began to shake, and exploded, covering the surrounding area in heated melted chocolate and sugar. SCP-5XXX-1 was severely injured, but managed to recover after three weeks in Humanoid Special Care. |
Recovery Note:
SCP-5XXX displayed its anomalous abilities during a filming of an episode of Chef!Smash Endgame. SCP-5XXX was preparing a saltimbocca dish, however, it created a SCP-5XXX-1 instance that resembled a musclar male in a tunic with glowing eyes and globes rotating around its head. SCP-5XXX-1 immediately broke apart, expelling a large amount of green grass that carried a Memetic Hazard, causing the blood of all living subjects who viewed it to combust. MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") was dispatched to neutralize the SCP-5XXX-1 instance. In total, SCP-5XXX caused a total of 28 casualties (including three MTF Nu-7 operatives) SCP-5XXX managed to survive, recovering to full health in Humanoid Special Care after two years.
While processing the assets of one of the deceased contestants, Piùforte Eroe, undercover SCP agents discovered a scroll containing instructions for a ritual to summon a Tartarean-class demonic entity that was called "Duegeryon". Agents also recovered a contract bearing statement to a deal made between Piùforte Eroe and the Tartarean-class demonic entity.
Contents of the contract has been translated and reproduced below:
I, Piùforte Eroe, hereby agree to give
One Pint of Blood + Five Thousand Dollars
to Duegeryon and Dealmakers Associate
in exchange for
my hated enemy, Lizio Piatto's, continued suffering in the fields of the culinary.
Foundation thaumaturgists replicated the instructions for the ritual from the scroll in order to interrogate the entity, however, no Tartarean-class demonic entity was summoned. Instead, a voice was heard stating, "Duegeryon and Dealmakers Associate has been shut down for operating without a Demonic Pact License. Affected mortals can contact the Inferno Bureau of Investigations for further information on compensation. Have a good day, mortals."
