IronMusket's SCP The Paperweight

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a records archive room that is to be monitored at all times. No less than one digital timer and no less than 24 sheet's of standard 215.9 mm by 279.4 mm paper laid flat individually or in a stack on a flat surface must be kept within the current room holding SCP-XXXX. Papers must be replaced every 24 hours with new or altered sheets. If more than 24 sheets of paper are put into the room, it is the responsibility of the staff member to count the sheets of paper he or she deposits in the room and add the appropriate amount of time to the timer located on the door to the room. If no timer is present, please contact maintenance immediately. SCP-XXXX may be used by personnel with Level 3 or higher security clearance of with approval from Class A or B personnel with Level 3 or higher security clearance. Any personnel who uses SCP-XXXX for personal use must comply with Special Containment Procedures for SCP-XXXX and must not let SCP-XXXX out of their sight. Failure to comply with special containment procedures will result in immediate death or reclassification to D-Class.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a spherical light grey metamorphic rock roughly measuring 5-7 centimeters in diameter and weighing roughly 1.4 kilograms. Specific classification of the rock is marble of unknown origin. SCP-XXXX possesses a simple hand drawn face consisting of two black dots as the eyes and a crudely drawn triangle for the mouth, roughly resembling a smiley face :D.

SCP-XXXX was discovered in an office located in █████ Georgia, USA after a murder was reported in the █████ office complex. SCP-XXXX was found embedded in the cranium of deceased civilian office worker █████ █████. Coworkers who witnessed the murder firsthand have been detained, debriefed and released. The body of █████ █████ has been cremated and the ashes have been returned to relatives. A cover story has been made framing local convicted felon ███ █████ for the murder and is now in SCP Foundation custody as D-Class Personnel 5299.

SCP-XXXX has been determined to be single-minded yet sentient with the only objective to find paper to sit on. SCP-XXXX will act as a paperweight on a single sheet of paper for exactly one hour. If multiple papers are in a stack, SCP-XXXX will remain on the papers for the exact number of hours as the number of papers in the stack.

SCP-XXXX will not return to or remain on a sheet of paper that it has previously sat on for one hour unless the paper is written on and altered. Additionally, SCP-XXXX will not remain on any sheet of paper that is sized below the standard letter format: 215.9 mm by 279.4 mm.

Paper underneath SCP-XXXX will become completely immobile and immune to damage regardless of amount or classification of paper within the stack. However, upon removal of SCP-XXXX, the papers will become mobile and able to be damaged. Additionally, SCP-XXXX can be picked up and moved freely.

If removed from the paper, SCP-XXXX will immediately return to the stack when not in the direct line of sight to the person who removed them unless relocated to a new sheet or stack of paper where it will stay for one hour or unless moved to another sheet/stack of paper. If removed more than three times without being placed on new sheets of paper, SCP-XXXX will embed itself into the cranial lobe of the last person who removed it.

If left undisturbed after the the hour or hours have passed as previously mentioned, SCP-XXXX will seek out a new sheet or stack of paper to sit on. If no other papers are to be found within one hour or if SCP-XXXX's path is obscured for one hour after leaving its previous paper, SCP-XXXX will begin to seek out the nearest Homo Sapien and embed itself within' the cranial cavity. Once embedded, SCP-XXXX will enter state of extended hibernation until a new sheet of paper is laid flat in the room SCP-XXXX lies dormant in.