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Item #: SCP-ES-XXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the objects' capabilities of causing unprecedented CK-Class Reality Restructuring Events, Dr. Kenneth Jefferson has been assigned to the Exclusionary Site-06 to update and secure Foundation files including, but not limited to, the contents of:

Said documents must be sent to all databases operating in every available Site following 2 weeks 7 days or less after last data transmission without exception. All foundation personnel wishing to make use of posters, stickers or any other product prone to carrying SCP-ES-XXX-01 must make sure that those don't exhibit any anomalous properties with exception of authorised Class D personnel testing without exception (See Incident ES-XXX-03). The inability to follow Procedure will result in pertinent disciplinary action.

All production resulted from the Graphic Industry must be thoroughly analyzed by designated agents acting up as health inspectors, quality control or logistics staff prior to, during and following production, in search of SCP-ES-XXX-01 instances. Conjunctionally, the Intelligent Detector for Events with Anomalies (I.D.E.A.) will be used to locate high-risk civilians through the Internet. Detected instances must be secured and taken to Site-34 to be contained in Warehouse 05, with no less than five Scranton Reality Anchors working in conjunction around Warehouse 05.

In the event of a CK-Class Reality Restructuring event caused by or linked to SCP-ES-XXX, Dr. Jefferson and/or on site personnel must elaborate through a detailed report on the Reality Change Logs ES-XXX.

Description: SCP-ES-XXX is the collective designation given to posters, stickers, banners, billboards and derived, for personal use, which possess reality-bending capabilities of their own, from an unknown source a phrase which exhibits anomalous properties of its own, denominated SCP-ES-XXX-01. Instances of SCP-ES-XXX don't have a defined appearance, allowing them to remain unnoticed among the population through normal means.

SCP-ES-XXX-01 is an anomalous writing, in italic, and no longer than a sentence; the only form of detection of the writing consists of applying electromagnetic waves with a wavelength of 365 nm by focusing them on the center of the object in question, making the writing appear with a glow reminiscent of "invisible ink". The content of this writing varies from person to person, despite two or more subjects observing the object simultaneously or if observed indirectly, varying from photographs to molecular analysis, further staggering its study. It is theorized that the contents of the writing have relation to post-activation subject's new interests.

When a human makes eye contact with an instance of SCP-ES-XXX, it'll modify its appearance to fit a specific subject that the afflicted is passionately familiar with, and in 50% 79% of the times it'll cause a cognitive effect on the affected (denominated SCP-ES-XXX-02 after this taking place) giving him/her a desire to obtain that specific instance to paste it on their living space later on, resulting in the anomaly's activation.

Following activation the given object will change contents immediately, causing SCP-ES-XXX-02 to be as familiar with the new concept -displayed as an image- as with the previous, causing the previous concept to be alien to SCP-ES-XXX-02 and restructuring reality to fit that specific personality change, including, and listed in order of severity, but not limited to:

  • Minor personality changes.
  • Shifted life decisions.
  • Changed interpersonal relationships.
  • Localized cultural shifts.
  • Local meteorological events.
  • Global meteorological events.
  • Local political decisions.
  • Global political decisions.
  • Significant anomalous discoveries.
  • [REDACTED]
  • Possible ZK-Class End-of-Reality Scenario.