Intelligent Television

(SCP-N-1017) can only be traced back to a pawn shop, since closed, where it was purchased in 1987.

Though passing through a number of owners before arriving in the archives, the item seems to include a completely autonomous AI within its circuitry. When the device is plugged in, and turned to Channel 9 on the old style VHF dial, an attractive blonde woman appears, her hair and makeup done to a style associated with the 1980's. She looks outward from the screen and says, "Hello, silly," in attempt to get the viewers attention. If the user engages in conversation, she will become very flirty in a short period of time. Reports have shown, and corroborated by researchers, that if the user is encouraged to take the flirtations as far as he wishes. In the instance where the subject has masturbated, the woman remains smiling and encouraging until the moment of orgasm, at which time her face turns dark, her features demonic, blood dripping from her face.

Upon the user completing his self-pleasure, her previous face will return and have no memory of the change, and deny it despite repeated questioning.

When heterosexual female researchers consulted the object, the object did not become flirtatious and was able to converse on a wide variety of topics, always confined to what has appeared on TV. Information from the internet was consistently unknown to the speaker.

Non-heterosexual women left alone with the device received the same flirtations, but reported no change in the visuals at any time.

It is unknown if there are any long-term effects from the device, and men left alone report no averse affects from having been in (or pleasured themselves in) its presence, though 80% reported a lack of energy the following day, as if they did not get enough sleep, which typically passes.