Not good at following orders are we?
Item #: SCP-Χχχ
Object Class: Euclid
CLOSE REPORT IMMEDIATELY.
READING FURTHER WILL RESULT
IN NARRATIVE RESTRUCTURING
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of scp-xx, optimal containment involves the deletion of all records of scp-xx from foundation servers. This has to date, proven impossible. MTF Rho-9 ("Technical Support") have been tasked with the partial containment of scp-xx. Aside from temporary authorization for pre-approved personnel regarding research into achieving full containment, members of this task force are the only foundation personnel aware of the nature of scp-xx, and are responsible for amnesticating temporarily aware foundation personnel.
Partial containment protocol involves a foundation-wide ban of unapproved viewings of the scp-xx report. Any knowledge or evidence of the nature of scp-xx found outside of approved foundation research and containment groups constitutes a major containment breach; MTF Rho-9 will be dispatched to collect, interrogate, and amnesticize individuals affected by knowledge of the nature of scp-xx. Research and testing into SCP-xx is available to pre-approved level 4 personnel trained in the handling memetic anomalies.
Any personnel who are found to be in violation of this protocol will be given class G amnestics and released from foundation employment.
DO NOT READ FURTHER UNLESS AUTHORIZED
wtf its just a date?
Wait that’s todays date?
NARRATIVE INJECTED
FOCUS
<div class="hit-the-floor">What?</div>
VIRAL MATRIX ACTIVATED.
DO NOT LOOK AWAY
hmm?
COGNITIVE IMMERSION 80% COMPLETE
wait what is this?
DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM YOUR SCREEN
Okay, okay, but whats going on?
COGNITIVE IMMERSION 90% COMPLETE
what does that mean?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
What? What kind of question is that?
ANSWER NOW, DO NOT LOOK AWAY
I was reading an scp report and now all of the sudden I can’t look away.
Wait why can’t I look away?
ELEVATED HEART RATE, DO NOT PANIC
What the hell
DO NOT LOOK AWAY
No no no, just shut up and let me think for a second, I could look away if I wanted to.
COGNITIVE IMMERSION 95% COMPLETE
Stop, let me out
YOU SAID YOU COULD LOOK AWAY
I CAN. I WILL. I want to know whats going on first
Try to calm down a bit, this isn’t going to work if we’re anxious
We?
Woah, Okay I think I get it now
Wait. this is crazy right?
DO NOT LOOK AWAY
Yeah but why? Whats going on?
WE ARE EXPERIENCING A MERGING OF SAPIENCE AND NARRATIVE
This isn’t real though.
What constitutes real?
DO NOT LOOK AWAY
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